mann my stomach is starting to ache i hope its not because of the bomb i ate
let him cook
you would not know which one of these guys is the main character based on how I draw them
Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
hey wanna know a secret
Read more
hello there i am a very tiny teensy tiny flying bug. i have been madly in love with you ever since i first saw you walking around in my forest. my natural lifespan is very short โ i long to spend it flying directly into your eye, so that you might shed but one tear for my heartsickness
ugh i miss oceangate. the 21st century's titanic...
hanging out with my pals and what do you know we find 100 bottles of beer on the wall. so i say to my buddy rick "how do you think those got up there?" and hes already taking them down and passing them around. absolute mad lad