Fuck You Dan

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I get cannibalism. I mean. Who woudn't eat a guy

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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Woah.

sinner

if i ever have another boyfriend i’d like him to be a little fish that will eat the dead skin of my fingers

i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like