Giant Mydas Fly, Gauromydas Heros, Mydidae

thanks for playing with me

oil on canvas

I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

Made me giggle but maybe that’s just the

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

Everybody a gangsta until the proof is left as an exercise for the reader.

you should post your millipede

HOW DID YUO FIND OUT ABOUT MY MILLIPEDE

anyways here it is

Your bald pussy has affected us in the following ways no. 1 :you are scaring me

crayfish galore!

my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

pet peeve of mine is when there’s an action scene in an unoccupied/abandoned steel mill that just has vats of molten steel lying around. How is it still molten? Is the foreman sitting at home going “ahh shit did I remember to turn off the electric arc furnace? whatever, it’s probably fine.” someone should be fired for this

Quilted book thing- been calling it the lake book