Parents Who Tell Their Daughters They Are Ugly Are Bad Parents

Actual sentences from my actual college professors over the years

“There’s no class today because they have dollar hot dogs in the cafeteria and I’m not giving that up.”

“I brought you guys coffee to cry in because it was cheaper than tissues.”

“I chained myself to a cattle guard last night and now my arms are sore.”

“Once upon a time Oceania was happy and then Europeans showed up and ruined everything.”

“… If the whole class wants to go drinking I’ll cancel class.”

“So I know I told you all to go to a restaurant to speak Hawaiian to the waitress there who also speaks it, what I didn’t tell you is that she got sick and wasn’t there last night so now there’s a very confused restaurant emailing me.”

“Good morning, my husband got arrested last night so I’ll be taking over his class for today. We’re gonna learn a song about numbers!”

“I have a court hearing tomorrow and I’ll let y’all know if it was a bitch of a trial or not.”

“Class is postponed because I have to drag my mother off a mountain.”

“Attendance is mandatory but if anyone jets off to Mauna Kea let me know because I wanna go too.”

“I think I broke my ass in the shower last night.”

“We’re gonna make fire and then we’re gonna burn down the white house!”

“The computer broke so I panicked and called the whole department to come fix it.” “That’s 22 people.” “I’m aware.”

“I got approved for my PhD but now that means I actually have to try and get my PhD.”

when your teammate who is also your boyfriend is also a witch

yeah ❤️

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for

- witches of color - male witches - lgbtqpiad+ witches - non religious witches - young witches - beginner witches - plus size witches - differently abled/disabled witches - witches suffering mental illness

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Can I ask for a dæmon aesthetic for us? My dæmon's name is Kleytos, he's form is an euroasian otter and we love the sea and witchcraft🥺🥺

Thank you in advance

Here you go! Hope you like it! ✨✨

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Y.P. Pine

The Green Candle

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

AMBROSIA BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

I want to dedicate this recipe to one of my good friends, who is no longer here to see it. I just want you to know, I miss you greatly.

Her favorite movie growing up was Percy Jackson. She talked about how Percy Jackson would drink Ambrosia and for him it tasted like warm chocolate chip cookies that his mother used to make him.

She always suggested me to do a recipe on it for my blog, when I first started it.

Even though she will never see this, I’m sure she would have loved this recipe. I can firmly say this recipe is made with every piece of love in my heart imaginable.

Please enjoy…

Ingredients

3 ½ cups flour

½ cup browned butter

½ cup softened butter

½ tsp sea salt

1 tbsp vanilla extract

1 ½ cup brown sugar

½ tsp expresso powder

2 large egg

½ bag milk chocolate chips

1 bar chopped chocolate

1 tsp baking soda

¼ cup condensed milk

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 F.

On a stove brown your butter and remove from heat to cool. Cream your softened butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Now cream in your browned butter. Beat in egg, vanilla extract, and condensed milk.

Add and mix in all your dry ingredients until just incorporated. Fold in chocolate and scoop cookies into even balls onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. 

Put it in the fridge 1 hour to overnight before baking.

Bake for 8-15 minutes, or until golden brown and completely cooked.

Please enjoy these cookies! And remember to cherish the ones you love the most!

True death is when a person can love no more, so long as you can love, the person will stay alive, in your memory.

Entitled moms and dæmons

So I was browsing r/entitledparents the other day and I had a thought: Karens like these would be so much worse if dæmons became corporeal.

Think about it:

They don’t respect boundaries

They don’t think their kids should have to respect your boundaries

In some of them, the entitled parent goes so far as to break the law

They probably wouldn’t care about the taboo

“Your dæmon is really cute! Can my kid pet them?” Yeah, hell no!

It would be awful (and probably illegal, falling under the definition of “assault”) it would be especially bad for cute, but uncommon forms. (Penguins, small owls, primates, small wild cats etc.)

Especially if they became corporeal in our world, instead of a world like Lyra’s where they’ve always been corporeal. The taboo wouldn’t be a thing at first, and it would be a while before the laws were revised to classify it as assault.