Dashi: We need a plan to beat them.
Chase: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Dashi:
Guan: Wait, is this why my sandals feel extra slippery?
Chase: Judge me all you want. I get results.
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I like how it is actually canon that Chase enjoys chocolate milk
Chase, setting down a mug: Here.
Omi, suspicious: What is this? Poison? Something to get me to spill my secrets?
Chase, sitting down: It's hot chocolate.
Omi:
Omi: What is hot chocolate?
My most controversial Ninjago theory to this day is that season 1 Lloyd was wearing a black sweatshirt and a hooded cape, not a hoodie. I mean look at that collar with the green stitches. That's not what a hoodie collar looks like. And how do you attach a cape to a hoodie? I feel like most people forget the cape.
Sure, he'll look like a walking Halloween Day of the Departed decoration, but let's not forget where he came from. I bet Darkley's had a bunch of those just laying around
I don't know if this has been said before but I like how the heroes of each new generation of my favorite shows are just some random orange fangirl/boy of the old generation.
Dashi: Chase, keep an eye on Guan today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Chase: Sure, I’d love to see Guan getting punched.
Dojo: Try again.
Chase, sighing: I will try to stop Guan from getting punched.
Lloyd: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Garmadon: That's why I carry four swords.
One of my favorite headcanons is that in the 5 or so years Lloyd lived alone at the Monastery waiting for the others to return, wondering if they were even still alive, he took turns sleeping in each of their rooms to feel closer to them. Maybe he could still feel their scent in the bedding or he fell asleep cuddling Mr Cuddlywomp.
But he would be super careful to keep everything exactly how they left it, including the soda cans and pizza boxes littering the floor, because he couldn't bring himself to throw away anything that belonged to them.
Dashi: Guan, we've been over this. You can't just punch a civilian!
Guan: But he called Chase's hair girly! I had to defend his honor!
Dashi: What? Guan, you call Chase's hair girly at least twice before breakfast.
Guan: That doesn't count! I'm his friend, he doesn't care what I say.
Dashi: Chase doesn't care what anyone says!
Guan: Well, I do!
Chase: Guys, look, I bought a new comb.
Guan: Tsk, you're such a girl.
Chase: Okay. Dashi, I was thinking you could turn it into a Shen Gong Wu!
Guan: You want to weaponize a hair accessory?
Chase: Why not?