name: jalph
age: jalph
birthday: j/al/ph
favorite color: jalph
occupation: full-time jalpher
organization: jalpher squad
location: jalpher zone
favorite subject: jalph
height: jalph
weight: jalph
favorite food: jalph
favorite drink: jalph
IP address: ja.lph.jal.ph
favorite animal: jalph
favorite song: Ignition in C Sharp (which is still literally just jalph)
favorite movie: jalph
3 extra fun facts about me:
- jalph 🗣
- jalph 🔥
- jalph 🔊
@jackmerrizzler @jack-merridoomed @saturns-ringg
what the fuck are you talking about, did he really write this? I need to see😭
dylan what the fuck is a depressioner because i've never heard that a day in my life
I will admit, wendigoon is the reason I got into columbine. In his disturbing video games iceberg video, Eric Harris's doom wads was the last thing on there and I was like "im so scared of these guys" so I made myself watch interviews n a columbine iceberg video and then I was like "wait..I wanna touch Dylan kelbold"
he's so me like yes babe RAAH
dylan rawring clip @artyasss
I love Dylann Roof too much.
He looks so good here even tho he looks high as fuck
this is almost as bad as my old stuff gawd
OUR scrunkly...COMMUNISM
btw if u guys are looking for some new / unseen photos of eric and dylan look on reddit, the columbinekillers sub has a lot of photos I've never seen before or old ones in better quality (like these)
my bio teacher also said natural selection today, I've never looked at someone faster
whenever columbine is mentioned, I start to shake violently and then I explode
I wanna lock him in my basement and touch him without consent in ways he could never imagine
I wanna roll him around in batter en bread crumbs and fry him 👅
🤤🤤🤤
DONT let it happen again guys……he’s about to intervene….