Reblog To Give Your Followers Each Their Own Sword.

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

carry you 💜

the upsides of shuttle mishaps

Crack AU

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Being a prodigy is a lovely thing, and sometimes love for the craft can sustain one for a lifetime.

it ok to not be ready

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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