I Was Supposed To Go To Bed An Hour Ago Dont Tell My Mom

Thinking about them again - I love when people depict them resenting the other for not rekindling their contact by calling first, while they were both also actively not doing that.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

i love stardew valley but oh my god the "it's REALISTIC that there's barely any poc because it's a small town, duh!!!! it would be unimmersive if there were more non-white people!!!" fans make me want to fucking throttle something.

i grew up in a small town in goddamn appalachia, and let me tell you, there's far more brunette women than there are red-headed ones, but you wouldn't fucking know it by looking at stardew. depending on how you read maru's hair color, it can be argued that none of the bachelorettes have brown or black hair, but you won't hear a single peep from the "omg realism!!1" folks.

there's more mystical creatures than there are people of color. there's more talking goddamn animals than there are human people who aren't white.

castor oil on the roots of your hair, jojoba oil on the ends for 30min-2h before washing it, rosemary water on the roots every morning and evening and jojoba oil in the ends again when your hair needs it before sleeping for the longest and most luscious hair <3 thank me later

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest