Peter: [showing up for school despite being in the lab all night]
Peter: I look pretty good for a dead bitch
Harley: [equally as tired from being in the lab all night] she’s alive
Idk how to use tumblr. But i wike it. :3
repeat after me.
Imagine writing a boyfriend so shit that everyone thinks he's a repressed gay. That would honestly be impressive if it wasn't so damn frustrating.
I don’t think an inconsequential passing reference to a husband that was immediately fridged upon introduction in the last season qualifies, Netflix.
Replace it with She-ra (which for god knows what reason didn’t make it on the list), then we’ll talk.
bitches be like "this is my comfort book <3" and it's a book that makes them feel like they're walking through hell handed by satan himself
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me before encanto: haha there’s no way a disney movie will affect the trajectory of my life :)
me after encanto: 🎤 A 🎶 SEVEN 7️⃣ FOOT 🦶 FRAME 🖼 RATS 🐀 ALONG ⚠️ HIS 👨🏾 BACK 🔙 WHEN 👄 HE 👨🏾 CALLS 🗣 YOUR 👻 NAME 😧 IT 😮 ALL 💀 FADES 🎚 TO 😨 BLACK ⚫️ YEAH 😩 HE 👨🏾 SEES 👀 YOUR 👁 DREAMS 💤 AND 😨 FEASTS 🍽 ON 😳 YOUR 🖐 SCREAMS 😱 WE 🙌 DON’T ❌ TALK 🗣 ABOUT 👣 BRUNO 👨🏾
all of class 1-A is bi https://www.instagram.com/p/CI1Xoy5A9Aq/
Sorry but this was the first thing I thought when I saw him