I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Wow...

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

okay what if wHAT IF A MUGGLEBORN STUDENT DJS AT THE YULE BALL AND A BUNCH OF SONGS LIKE APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND LIKE A G6 AND TIK TOK AND SONGS LIKE THOSE COME ON AND ALL THE MUGGLEBORNS ARE LIKE HELL YEAH AND START A MASSIVE DANCE GRIND THING IN THE CENTER AND ALL THE PUREBLOODS ARE LIKE WHAT THE FU- tHEN THE HALFBLOODS AND MUGGLEBORNS PULL THEM IN AND HELL YEAH 2010 DANCIN SONGS

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

Person A= Gryffindor

Person B= Ravenclaw

Person A: “I wonder why I keep getting arrested.”

Person B: “I don’t know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things!”

Avengers: Endgame + references to previous movies

I had NO idea where this was going