Conductor:Bruh, you got that gas money??
Me:Nigga we inna train
Conductor: NO YOU AINT!!
Me: NIGGA!!
You might as well do me a solid
why
This sounds like them
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes…Three.
Sirius: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?
Police: Sir?
Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.
Workout For Daily Life
I'm socially akward and dont know how else to do this. So..... you wanna...maybe.... be freinds?
Pass it along. It helped me too
Just passing it on in case someone needs it
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I dont know what that ball thing is called but my brothers and I used to throw it at each other getting it stuck in our hair. The simple things and good times
CHILDHOOD
These are my random thoughts I think throughout my life so I hope you can relate
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