Straight Up

God dammit I tried so hard to avoid these posts, sorry to others in advance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Rip Culb Penguin

dank

School

In the lab…

time to overthrow the oligarchs

Rush Hour 2 (2001) Outtakes

Thank god they did cuz I pointed it out when it first came on & my brothers were confused since then

The madmen working on the SuMo anime actually did it. They actually referenced this, of all things.

In the original story the Prince put tar on the staircase so she couldn't run away, but it only got one of her shoes and she ran away with the other.

*blindfolded executive throws 3 darts at a dartboard* uuuhhhhh cinderella….western,,,..uhh furries

All I do is dream

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

This is Superman.

Superman is a tiny tiny little rooster who unfortunately was a little bit stunted in the growth area when he was a little chick.   

Brother and sister, born at the exact same time.

He eventually caught up but by then the flock had basically bullied him so much for being tiny he’d been entirely ostracized and turned into a complete loner so now he has to live all by himself over with the cows, but he doesn’t care one bit because now he’s the leader of four big brown four legged chickens and honestly who can say that.

Also he’s super-cuddly.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god