This sounds like them
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes…Three.
Sirius: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?
Police: Sir?
Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.
there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
Like literally I find it so astonishing how everyone is not pan? Like not saying anything negative its just so interesting to me cuz like?? A pretty girl in a daisy pattern sundress and cupids bow lips?? A radical sexy skateboard dude with ripped jeans falling off his ass?? A cute lil nonbinary cinnamon roll with uncontrollable hair sitting in the library hiking their glasses up their button nose and freckles with their face pressed into a book? Breasts? No breasts? Flat tummies? Chubby tummies? Hips, no hips, like yo y'all are lovely af and I am glad I have a giant ocean to become infatuated with.
School
In the lab…
this is from 1988 but we’re still having the same conversation thirty years later
These are my random thoughts I think throughout my life so I hope you can relate
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