Hearing some 12 year olds on the internet act like they're experts in psychology and say that proshipping is a bad coping mechanism is the most hilarious thing ever
🌅Your F/O is proship. Full stop.
🎇They love hearing about all your ships, especially the super complicated and nuanced ones! It’s just so fascinating, and they feel lucky to have found someone who can appreciate complex stories.
🌅They’re not stupid enough to think that what you find interesting in fiction has anything to do with you in real life, the idea of that is laughable
🎇They’ll always be willing to listen to you vent about the depressing way fandom has devolved in the past few years— it frustrates them too!
🌅They’re SO grateful that you’re not someone who sends threats and bait to people <3
🎇They’d love to hear ALL about your evilbad headcanons and ships and fanfictions :)
🌅They LOVE that you’re well-adjusted and mature enough to handle unpleasant topics in fiction without throwing a tantrum <3
🎇If the fandom for the media they’re from is particularly anti-leaning, they HATE it. They hate them! They wish that you were the only person who gets to enjoy their source.
🌅They’re so grateful to have met a likeminded person to share their life with… secretly (or not?) they have PLENTY of darkships and headcanons for whatever stuff they like to watch and read. They’re so excited to tell you all about them!
🎇And finally, if your F/O the violent type, they WILL offer to track down and take care of any antis who harass you. Who knows, maybe they’ll go ahead and do it without even telling you, until your inbox is perfectly pleasant <3 anything to keep their favorite person safe and happy! ^_^
Proship selfshippers, darkshipper selfshippers, your F/O loves you forever!
YouTuber: Hey, I swear and cuss and yell. But my videos is not geered towards children. It's not my job to monitor your children and make sure they only consume content age appropriate to them.
Anti: Yeah. People shouldn't be expecting random YouTubers to make content for kids.
Horror Writer: Hey, I make graphic and scary media. But my books/movies are not meant for children. And it's not my job to make it appropraite for children/
Anti: Yeah. They made it clear what the movie was in the trailer/poster. If a child watches that and gets scared it's their own fault. The writer made it for adults not kids.
Adult Show Creators: Hey, my show has sexual jokes and violent imagry. But it's not my fault if a child sees my work. My shows are for adults, not children.
Anti: Yeah. Not everything is meant for kids. It's up to parents to make sure their children don't see inapropriate material.
Libriarian: Hey, we have a variety of books including books parents don't agree with. But I'm not payed to monitor what children are reading. The most I can do is ask a child if they know what they're reading and if it's in their age bracket. But I can't memorize the morals of every parent of every child who comes here to make sure they're reading approved books. And it's absurd to expect me to.
Anti: Yeah. Book banning and censorship is alt-right tactics and disgusting. It's not libriarians' jobs to make sure your child is reading books you approve of. If you don't want your child seeing somehting you don't approve of, you monitor them.
Proshipper: Hey, I make content with taboo themes and imagry. But I make it clear children shouldn't be seeing my content and it's not meant for them. My content is meant for adults and it's not my job to parent random people's children.
Anti: That's groomer logic! Keep that shit to yourself! What if a child sees it!? You deserve to rot in jail! KYS! Pedo! Children don't listen to DNIs! We should be protecting children from this degeneracy!
fun fact! every ship is a "proship" because proship isn't a type of ship, it's just letting people ship what they want!
Uh... are you okay shadow milk???
(He's miss wife/hj)
"if you're going to write dark fiction you should explicitly state that it's not okay to do in real life so that a child doesn't see it and think it's okay"
actually i don't cater my art to children, my art is not intended for children, and it's not my responsibility to parent them. hope this helps
"x ship is normalizing incest-"
Buddy
If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't
⚠️ tw suggestive meme redraw
this may be the worst thing ive ever drawn ever /lh