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Dating Kurt Wagner Would Include...

my precious blueberry baby

geRMAN BABY

he will endearingly refer to you in both german and english

you adore that adorable accent

so many cuddles omg

kurt is the little spoon.  nuff said.

he’ll even lay right on top of you and rest his head in the crook of your neck

he likes to lay his head in your lap too

kurt is the definition of sweet and innocent

he will never force you into his religious views

he loves to lie down with you and read

don’t ever mention sex in front of this boy he will turn purple and bamf away immediately

watching sunsets from the roof of the mansion !!!

you love playing with his tail (more headcanons about this here: x)

introducing him to american pop culture

he’s so cute whenever he gets really excited about something new

so many nose kisses, giving and receiving

kurt will always blush after a kiss no matter how long you’ve been together

if he ever gets insecure about his appearance or has nightmares, you’re always there to hold and comfort him

you would beat up any person that has anything bad to say about your baby

you have the cutest nicknames for him:  baby, cupcake, blueberry, my love, darling, angel

he has cute nicknames for you too:  meine leibe (my love), prinzessin (princess), liebling (darling)

he likes to show off his acrobat skills

whenever he gets spooked by something, he bamfs directly to your location and clings to you

midnight snacks in the institute’s kitchen

make-out sessions on the kitchen counter

peter will zoom in and start casually making a smoothie in the blender as he watches you

if you throw him a twinkie like a dog he’ll go away

will teach you a little german if you ask him to

your parents are a little wary of him at first, but eventually they realize he’s the most soft and innocent boy on the planet that would never do you any harm

late night study cuddle sessions

never watch horror movies with this man, he holds onto you so tightly that you’re borderline suffocating

he hates scary stuff and will teleport you both to a different location every time there’s a jump scare

has a nightlight, he does not like the dark

gets ptsd from the cage fights during thunderstorms

he’ll bamf to your room and huddle under the covers with you

you hold him close with his head tucked under your chin

he develops a love for fluffy socks because of you

going to the mall all the time at his insistence

trying your best to hold hands

if it doesn’t work then either you hold each other’s waist or his tail wraps around your wrist

you have so many blankets in your room, kurt hates being cold and 97% of the time he ends up sleeping in your room

kurt gets separation anxiety whenever he feels like he’s too far away from you on a mission

making tea together on weekend mornings

charles admires your relationship

“young, true love is a wonderful thing”

peter teases you guys so much

but he loves you two more than anything uwu

does peter have a secret polaroid album full of photos he took of you and kurt cuddling?  yes

overall kurt wagner is the Ideal boyfriend and any person would be so fucking lucky to have this cutie as their own

Hope you enjoyed!  Feedback is welcomed ~

palestinian fundraisers

(post made on 02/08/24, last updated 09/08/24)

these are the fundraisers from palestinians that have personally reached out to me recently - please be so kind as to share & donate if you are able:

Save Malak's Dreams and Family from Gaza || @malakabed || €4,771 / €25,000 raised || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Help Nour and his family escape from the war in Gaza || @noorabd1992 || $4,632 / $45,000 USD || vetted here by @roadimusprime

Help Gaza Family Evacuate to Safety || @mahmoud1995 || $7,085 / $50,000 USD || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Helping Ahmed's Family: Escaping War to a New Life || @ahmedabuyamin || €46,365 / €49,000 || vetted here, #264 on the Vetted Fundraiser List

Help Doaa Rebuild Her Sewing Business || @free-gaza2 || $3,629 / $5,000 USD || vetted here by @/90-ghost (on Doaa's old account, but fundraiser checks out)

Support Safaa's Quest To Get Her Family To Safety. || @safaamm || $5,645 / $75,000 USD || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Urgent Help Needed to Evacuate My Family from Gaza || @ahmed-mohammed1 || €2,513 / €30,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Hope for Gaza: Support Ashraf's Family Rebuild Their Lives || @ashraf-family2 || €16,002 / €20,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost (on Ashraf's old account, but fundraiser checks out)

04/08/24 update with new fundraisers:

Save Malak's Dreams and Family from Gaza || @malakabed ||€4,771 / €25,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Help me and my family escape the war in Gaza || @asmaayyad || €3,662 / €45,000 goal || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Help Asmaa to continue school outside of gaza || @as-maa-56 || $1,776 / $50,000 USD || vetted here by @/northgazaupdates

Emergency: Help my family in Gaza || @stupendouswolfearthquake || 6,941 / 750,000 SEK || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Save Gaza: A Brighter Future for Aya and Her Family || @ayaalanqarsblog || €6,658 / €15,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost

Support War-Affected Children's Future || @ahmadwaleeed || $5,193 / $10,000 USD || vetted here, #167 on the Vetted Fundraisers List

Urgent! building a new life for the family || @alaakh99 || €4,758 / €100,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost

05/08/24:

Help us achieve a better future for our children || @aslambalousha || €19,302 / €52,000 || vetted here, #124 on the Vetted Fundraisers List

07/08/24:

Emergency: Help Evacuate My Family From GAZA WAR || @hayanahed || €63,826 / €100,000 || vetted by Operation Olive Branch, #26

Help my Uncel’s family , BE THE CHANGE || @abuyaserayyad80 || €14,000 / €35,000 || vetted here by @/90-ghost (on Mohammed's previous account, but fundraiser checks out)

09/08/24:

Help the Munna Tashmali Family Rebuild Their Home and Future || @monashamali || £9,131/ £30,000 || vetted here by @/nabulsi

Save Dr. Farhat's family from genocide in Gaza || @frhatfamily ||$2,382 / $29,500 USD || vetted here, #248 on the Vetted Fundraisers List

Defend my brother's family from genocide in gaza || @motaz225 || 11,703 / 250,000 SEK || vetted here by @/90-ghost

'Of course mother had her reasons, everyone does... I don't even know why I'm thinking to hard or getting so emotional about this.... My parents don't like me because I was a brat and a mutant, simple as that.' she thought though her words would soon betray what she thought

All of this new information make hear head ache and her chest feel like someone was stepping in it with the intent of causing her ribcage to cave in. A feeling she was very used to in the cage fight's from when she was a few years younger

"I will let you..." Dina said in reassurance so that she could move on to her current burning question.

"when you and mama... Found solace.. in one another..... Did she know if you were a mutant or not ? Did she have reason to believe I am what I am because of you?" As dina got of that last sentence tear start falling down her face and her voice became squeaky when she spoke while crying?

"would she have still liked me if she knew this power wasn't my fault?"

@weebwholovesuchihasasuke Because you Like/Reblogged

Magneto stands at the edge of the training grounds, his imposing figure casting a long shadow. The air hums with a quiet intensity as he watches Dina practice, his expression unreadable. With a deep breath, he steps forward, his cape billowing slightly in the breeze.

"Dina," he calls out, his voice firm yet gentle.

As she turns to face him, he approaches with measured steps, his eyes studying their face closely. "I am Magneto," he begins, his tone carrying the weight of his name. "I've come to speak with you about something of great importance."

He pauses, searching for the right words. "I know this may come as a shock, but I am your father. I have watched you from afar, knowing that one day this moment would come."

Magneto's gaze softens, a rare vulnerability showing through. "I understand if you have questions, or if you feel anger or confusion. But know that I am here now, and I want to be a part of your life, to help you understand your abilities and your heritage."

He extends a hand, a tentative yet hopeful gesture. "Will you allow me the chance to explain, to show you the truth of who we are?"

Dina looked at her father when he said that he said was doing this for her, it made her smile a smile that only got wider as she watched the idiots run away with their tails between their legs. She started laughing "That was... something I guess". Sh

"Dumbfucks thought they could kill the master of magnetism with metal bullets" she laughs getting into to passengers seat and putting on her seatbelt "Also don't apologize they fucked around and found out, I've witnessed worse than bigots in wife-beaters and leather jackets".

"Mama would have taken them down with one wooden hand held broom and few words, they would have been finished" she chuckled "although I think her talking in arabic would've had those guys in tears and pissing themselves"

when erik got in the car she turned to him "you did what any dad would do in that situation". in truth dina wasn't scared of anything those thugs could do, but she would've protected her father if they had pulled out any other type of gun. She may not be as well practiced in her powers as her father and brother are with their's, but her's were more flexible in possibilities.

"The night's still good besides that" she assured him

@weebwholovesuchihasasuke Because you Like/Reblogged

Magneto stands at the edge of the training grounds, his imposing figure casting a long shadow. The air hums with a quiet intensity as he watches Dina practice, his expression unreadable. With a deep breath, he steps forward, his cape billowing slightly in the breeze.

"Dina," he calls out, his voice firm yet gentle.

As she turns to face him, he approaches with measured steps, his eyes studying their face closely. "I am Magneto," he begins, his tone carrying the weight of his name. "I've come to speak with you about something of great importance."

He pauses, searching for the right words. "I know this may come as a shock, but I am your father. I have watched you from afar, knowing that one day this moment would come."

Magneto's gaze softens, a rare vulnerability showing through. "I understand if you have questions, or if you feel anger or confusion. But know that I am here now, and I want to be a part of your life, to help you understand your abilities and your heritage."

He extends a hand, a tentative yet hopeful gesture. "Will you allow me the chance to explain, to show you the truth of who we are?"

I've been seeing X-Men 97 and ummm... that old man looks kinda well-preserved. I feel like if you made a joke about having to go slow so he wouldn't have a heart attack, Erik/magneto would wait until y'all were alone and fuck you so fast that your your vision starts blurring from how fast your body gets thrown around while he's doing it, but the he'd be like- “Oh we have to be mindful of my health, you wouldnt want to tax my frail old body too much, right, sweetheart?” and slow down to a slow-ass snails pace when you're close. Like you've gotta keep begging that old man to fuck you properly and he's like- “but don't you care about my health? 🥺 You would want to give this poor old man a heart attack right?🥺” and he keeps alternating pace to keep you away from your orgasm and then when you're finally crying, he'll speed up and force like, 3 out of you, back to back.

giggling manically bc this is my first magneto ask and im so in love with that old man...

but yes im sorry he's such a dickhead. "c'mon dove.. im lookin out for my heart, what're you gonna do if im gone?" and everytime he speeds up he chuckles, but he won't say anything because he likes listening to you fall apart under him and and and

You can never go wrong with cannibalizing your children, can't remember if sky daddy is still cool with that or not

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Oh my queen. I admire you.

My condolences go out to every powerful man with a bald man as the bane of their existence

Israeli settlers put ISIS to shame.