I Bet On Winning Horses

Me and my friends just finished a short VN based off Horse Race Tests! It’s free to play~ check it out if you have the time🕊️

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April 18st by piperpiperpiper, wolfgang amadeus mozart

April 18st by piperpiperpiper, wolfgang amadeus mozart

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This vine still gives me life

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

“AND THEN, IN 21 SECONDS, DOORKNOB DASHES TO THE FINISH LINE AND MAKES A RECORD OF THE FASTEST RACE IN HRT HISTORY”

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

for anyone not caught up on HRT lore this is like if you were trapped in purgatory fighting against evil clones of your missing person case girlfriend and then in the final hour LeBron James shows up to help you

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

The thing is Jovial is no longer Jovial, she was cast into hell after Garbage Bin won the last pre-tourney race. Her soul is still in hell, and Fearsome Fate is controlling the body and thus is not going to think abt the implications of doing such a thing. Did she ever know about Jovial and Lightning/Yellow's relationship?

But also, my theory is that Yellow aka Lightning after getting into the winners bracket realised that Jovial was not the same, and decided to throw the rest of the chances she had to get into the grand finals in order to be with Jovial again at least in soul.

Wonder how Jovial’s gonna explain getting clapped by Knifemare in the Grand Finals