Evil Boots

"the car is ready for you my lady"

vs

"GET IN THE FUCKING CAR"

This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete

I FOUND THEIR FIRST POST😭❤️

Autumn Alastor ~

(Thought I’d make a tumblr in case twitter does indeed tank)

Little Challenger by Alexey Gogin

How do I get adds permanently banned from earth

humanized flutters!! she has a pet sourdough starter and uses titkok exclusively for cooking videos

ok but gustholomule from mattholomule’s perspective is actually kinda sad :( we all remember how gus was in the human realm for, like, 6 months or smth like that, right? well, the head writer for the owl house confirmed that they were secretly dating since season 2

here’s the proof/source

so, with this proof, we know that they were dating when gus got teleported to the human realm. and like, it’s so sad, because they were dating in SECRET. NO ONE KNEW ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP EXCEPT GUS AND MATTHOLOMULE THEMSELVES. so why is that sad, you ask? because mattholomule had to pretend like he didn’t care about his boyfriend’s possible death. he had to be all like “why would i care about augustus’ death? i hate him and he hates me!” in order to not expose him and gus’ relationship and possibly out both gus and himself. HE HAD TO ACT LIKE HE DIDN’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEND’S DEATH. HE HAD TO PLAY IT COOL. OH MY GOD DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME