It's Yours Now.

A man sees a unicorn, and is amazed. He says, "holy shit bro you look so cool".
The unicorn (now just a horse) says, "I know".
The man, biting his lip, says, "but waaiiiit..."
The man, pressing a forefinger to his temple, asks, "where's your horn?"
The horse says, "I gave it to you".
The horse eats grass on the ground, its head lowered. And the man, ecstatic, now has the unicorn horn atop his head.

It's yours now.

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