In This Case, Considering Who Is In Charge Of This (*cough* Nikita *cough*) It Would Most Likely Be Less

Warning: no cows were hurt in the making of this scenario, atleast not that I'm aware of. kinda based on a true story sooo

"so... remind me, how did you die again?" The Reaper questions the man sitting before him across the glass table, raising it's non existent eyebrows at the silent man who starts fidgeting in his seat uncomfortably, possibly out of embarrassment for the ridiculous circumstances of his death.

"w-well, like i said before i was relieving myself by some train tracks when a cow came flying out of nowhere and hit me." He replies, looking down in shame.

The Reaper of Unusual Deaths would've never in its entire time of existence thought that it would encounter such an unusual death, i mean yeah it was responsible for dealing with things like this, but you never know. It hadn't encountered such a situation before to know better.

"so what are your plans now?"

"uhm, i don't know?" The man answers, unsure of his own answer. He hadn't expected death to come so early and so unusually. He starts crying as the reality of the situation begins to set it.

" ah i see. would you like some tea then? or perhaps you like some fancy coffee?" The Reaper politely offers, looking a little awkward. Damn it they didn't this stuff in school!

"no no, simple tea will do." More sniffling.

"with or without milk?"

"... i'd prefer some black tea please."

And the Reaper leaves the room, feeling conflicted between pity for the foolish human or itself.

Each type of death has a unique type of Reaper. The Reapers of Drowning collects the souls of the drowned. The Reapers of Old Age collects those that have come to their natural end. Write a story about a Reaper for an unusual death finally having a soul to collect.

I love the story concept🥰😘😘😘 are there any fun facts about mc 💖😍😍😗😘

OMG IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS ASK UNTIL NOW- PLEASE FORGIVE ME I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO IGNORE THIS UNTIL NOW 😭

As for the facts, here are some!

Canonically, the MC is ambidextrous. But they're also a very terrible artist (can make even a stick figure look disfigured)

Has an insane tolerance towards alcoholic beverages and poisons

They're also very competitive (can make even walking a competition if that was possible)

MC is missing a couple of their nails on both hands (possibly has something to do with their past)

Is a notoriously light sleeper, even the slightest sound of a door swinging open will wake them up

“nikita probably muzzles mc if they refuse to bark for him- especially in the beginning. a nicer way of shutting them up until they learn not to bite. (probably coos some bullshit to them about waiting until they’re properly trained before taking him in the mouth)

ANYWAY-“

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ANON YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVD AFTER SAYING THAT. COME BACK AND SHARE MORE OF YOUR THOUGHTS. 😭😭😭

LOL IT SEEMS ANON HAS SAME THOUGHTS AD ME 😭 WHERE ARE YOY HORNY ANON YOU CANNOT LEAVE US WITH A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT COME BACK!!!

So Nikita never had a crush, huh? Then imagine mc before they lost their memories, they were in love with him but started to sorta "date" E hoping to forget him and not mess up their friendship, like shit. Maybe E knew or not? and maybe Nikita found out after all the dust settled.

Hmmmm although that does sound like a very cute and ANGSTY scenario, unfortunately canonically it's not possible. Mainly because Nikita and MC's relationship was primarily cordial and duty related, they were like acquaintances who occasionally shared a common coffee and complained about things they shouldn't be. He had absolutely no romantic feelings for MC, only interest and appraisal. Like looking at peculiar specimen different from a regular species. Maybe that could change now with the MC's changed attitude? Who knows. Nevertheless an interesting thought for future food ;)

hi sorry to bother but do you perhaps know path to nowhere

Oh please don't be worried about being a bother! You certainly are not. And yes I'm an avid path to nowhere player! Infact I was KINDAAAAA inspired from Eirene and Demon to make Leo, E. and Caesar- they carried me throughout the story mode ok?!

Don’t know who it was but I’m in love with the horny anon who sent in that ask about Nikita.

ME TOO 😂 Horny anon here seems to have charmed fellow horny people like the anon and me myself

OMG OMG OMG THE NEW CHAPTER LOOKS SO FRICKING COOL MY BABY ZOYAAA JUST AS HOT AS EVER AND CHIEFFFFF

Ohhh path to nowhere.... ohhhh path to nowhere... you already got me by my (figurative)dick, and now you release this?!

I'm gonna chew my arm off like a rabid dog... my kids... my beloveds.... Bai Yi. The chiefs are so mother shaped too???! I know my sister is always joking that male chief looks like a lesbian, but he is so milf shaped here. I'm so normal right now...

Proud to be Top 3 for V✊✊✊

Yandere lovers unite🕴🕴🕴

Wohoo looks like we are going to have a V. fanclub soon! Yandere Lovers United 😂!!!!

Whew! I'm finally done with all the RO introductions and profiles! How is it? Do you guys like it?

By the way I'm curious 🤔 which RO are you guys the most excited for?

What kind of Yandere is V btw? Or is it too spoilery then in that case, feel free to ignore^^

V is a mix of the love trope and shock trope, meaning that they are relatively harmless when compared to other yanderes. although not manipulative they can try to control their love interests (in this case MC) actions a little and also act (plus look) more threatning to those around MC, often loosing their cool during certain situations which can surprise anyone.