Weird-imagination - I Have No Life 🙃

Happy birthday!!!!🎂🍰🎉🎊 💛💙💜💚❤💗💓💕💖💞💘

what up, I’m jared vee, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

(aka.. it’s my birthday today!❤️)

The people of Tumblr will never let this go dude

^Same xD I'm fucking dying of laughter 😂😂😂💀💀💀

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

okay ik theres a whole thing about demons eating humans but what if you pretended to the brothers that humans ate demons?

picture this, youre alone in the Devildom, scared, people are threatening to eat you, so you just start threatening to eat them.

A demon reaches their hand out to grab you? You open your chompers, “Sorry you smelt so tasty it’s been so long since I ate a demon.”

solomon would 100% back you up as well.

“We eat fish because the scales remind us of a Demon’s it helps us stave the craving off.”

“Oh yeah! Holy Water is actually the thing we boil demons in! It just makes the cooking process more effective plus it adds a little more seasoning!”

anytime a demon gets too snappy with you, you just lick your lips☠️

I'm thinking of a 'Date with Death' and 'Obey Me!' crossover where on the day the 'connection' happens and things play out like...

Grim: You didn't make any blood pacts though, did you?

Mc" Not that I remember

Grim:...Not that you remember?

Mc: Yeah. I mean, I have Demon contracts---

Grim: ....what

Mc: And I have been to 'Hell' before, very nice actually---

Grim: Explain. Now.

Mc: I was chosen as one of two human representatives, the the other being King Solomon, to help Prince Diavolo, of hell, forge a better relationship between the three realms.

Grim:...

Mc: I ended up making contracts with seven demons there--

Grim: SEVEN? Who???

Mc: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan--

Grim: *Spluttering*

Mc: You okay there Grimmy? Anyways there's also Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor. Oh, Belphegor also killed me once. Lucifer almost killed me a couple times too, in fact all of them have either tried to kill me or put me in mortal danger, Except Mammon, really? He's got a thing for me. I mean, they all do.

Grim:...

Mc: And, like, One time Solomon imbued me with his power, and I have technically gone back in time because of Barbatos--

Grim: *Slams his head against his desk.*

Cats 🐱 grey little babies 🖤

If you are taking request...

Agere: Remus (age:5) CG!: Roman

Remus is an Age regressor and Roman is the only one who knows but when remus is little and ends up shrinking down to size and roman is not in his room the little gets upset and starts to cry and the others find him trying to figure out what's wrong and how he's small as the others try to calm him down in different ways and they find out he wants roman, janus ends up disguising himself as roman as another side distract him but he sees right through janus and knows it not the real roman and gets upset and starts to cry again and throwing things at janus then roman shows up and remus clinging to him, as roman calms him down and remus is happy then roman explain everything to the others

Roman and Remus tended to argue and fight but they were always there to keep each other's secrets.

Mostly at least…

Remus was little and the only one that knew about it was Roman. In fact as far as he knew Roman was the only one that even knew what Age regression was. So When Roman was busy and Remus couldn’t find him after he dropped he went looking for him only to run into everyone except Roman.

“HI Kiddo who….Remus?” Patton asked as he leaned down seeing as Remus liked to shapeshift to his mental age. It made him feel better. Normally. This time everything was too big and scary.

Remus looked at all of them terrorfied but stubbornly refused to run away. He needed to finish his quest and find his Roro. “Where Roro?” He demanded.

“You mean….Roman?” Virgil asked. Logan tried and failed to pick Remus up.

“Hahuh.” Remus said avoiding Logan and Patton. He Almost went to Janus.

Almost.

“Did you check his room?” Janus asked confused as to why his best friend was so small, childish, and why he was looking for his brother while in that state.

Remus nodded tearing up he sniffed and wiped at his eyes making everyone panic.

“Ok! We can find him.” Patton said scooping up Remus while Janus shifted to look like him. “I think...there he is!” Patton said as Remus squirmed unhappy in his grip. He beamed at the fake Roman and reached for him.

Janus took Remus and just from the way he held him Remus knew it wasn’t Roman. He teared up more and glared at Fake Roman and smacked his face. “No! Not real Roro!” He squirmed out of Janus’ arms as the illusion faded, Remus started throwing everything he could grab at them every time they tried to reach for him.

“NO NO NO! Want the REAL RORO!” Remus yelled before being swept up into Roman’s arms from behind.

“What do we say about throwing and yelling?” Roman asked calming while on the inside panicking. The others saw him little, Remus got so upset, he didn’t mean to be gone that long…

Remus sniffed and hid his face in Roman’s neck, hugging him tightly. “Couldn’t find you.”

Roman felt his heart ache at the fear in the little’s voice. “I’m sorry squish. I was working on something. I’ll show you later. In the meantime, do you want to tell me what happened?” Roman asked gently knowing that the others eyes were on him but he would deal with that in a minute.

“Got mall.” Remus muttered.

“Yeah.” Roman said as he swayed a little, soothing Remus’ cries.

“An you no where.” Remus said causing Roman to wince. “Then they lie to me. Look like you.” Roman looked at Janus who shifted uneasy under his gaze.

“He wanted you and we didn’t know where you were.” Janus said.

Fair enough.

“So you decided to throw a temper tantrum?” Roman sighed.

Remus tensed. “I in trouble?”

“No..You aren’t in trouble this time squish. I shouldn’t have left for so long.” Roman said rubbing Remus’ back and pressing a kiss to the top of his head.

Remus hummed and clung to Roman tighter. Roman smiled lightly before Turning his attention to the others.

Time to face the music.

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They all watched as Remus played in the kid swim park that Roman built for him. Why he was gone so long. Remus was running through the water giggling madly as he got soaked. He tackled Roman soaking him as well before running off again.

Logan offered him a towel. Roman shook his head, “He’ll be back in a minute anyways.”

“This really does help him.” Patton said watching the little jump in a puddle.

“I’m glad he had you to go to.” Janus said, a little unhappy that Remus didn’t trust him with this secret before. Roman picked up on that.

“You were his second choice.” Roman said. Janus smiled and nodded.

Roman turned just in time to get tackled again but a wet child. “SQUISH!”

Roman hugged him tightly. “Squish.” He ruffled Remus’ knotted up hair, making a mental note to use extra conditioner later. “You found the squid arms yet?”

“There are SQUID ARMS?” Remus bolted off and Roman laughed lightly.

Sometimes secrets could be shared.

I LOVE THEM (╥﹏╥) 💛💙💜💚❤💙

Starting off this blog w some Side doodles from my insta ♡ I like to think I’m funny lmao tho majority is from incorrect quotes

I LOVE HIM!!!

reblog if you love Roman

trying to prove a point to Roman

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original