Buck: Do We Know Exactly How Bobby Survived?

LMFAO

Ok but after a a tiny ass 'fight' with logan Wades the sort of guy to blast payphone on repeat while laying down face first on the couch wearing fluffy ass slippers and eating all the chocolate ice cream he can psychically can without passing out. While also doing large amounts of cocaine.. and meanwhile Logan's just like 'babe, we're literally married?? and all I said was give me a second because I was in the middle of killing a guy???" And Wade just grumbles, still face down 'thats how it starts, pretty soon you'll be sleeping on the couch and telling me you don't want me to send dirty letters to you at work and-" and Logan cuts in like snkt "that was you??" And wade turns to face him like "yeah duh, wait WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE??" and Logan's like ........... And theeen wades shouting "WOLVIE WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE??" And then Logan's like "well there's this creep at work who won't leave me alone I told him I'm not interested but he's a friend of the boss so I can't exactly-" and wades like "THAT MOTHER- it's Greg isn't it??I never liked that guy, who the fuck even names there kid Greg? G r E g " And for once it's Logan trying to calm wade down, and he's like "wade, bub, calm down" and Wade just grins like the crazy bitch he is, cocaine and chocolate still on his face and he pulls a gun out of his fluro pink Barbie hoodie like "Daddy's going to kill a bitch, see ya later sugar buns" and then he skips out of the apartment and Logan's left standing next to the couch like what the fuck just happened ?????

Anywaayyy yes, thanks for listening to my ted talk

I really enjoy things better when I don’t see others opinions cause why are are people so negative about 9-1-1 every fucking episode. Why can’t you just enjoy it for what it is. Also why are fans picking apart the actors interactions and making awful conclusions about their relationships. Like plz stop being actually so miserable.

two things i think are REQUIRED for a buck and eddie getting together arc:

eddie has to choose buck. this is necessary character development for both of them (and also for me because otherwise this will be my supervillain origin story). eddie needs to choose something that will make him happy rather than denying himself habitually as punishment, and he needs to admit what he wants. buck needs to be shown that he's wanted, that not only has eddie chosen him specifically but eddie knows him better than anyone else in the world and has seen him at his worst and loves him for it. he doesn't need to be on his best behavior for eddie, ever.

after they kiss buck needs to freak the fuck out and run to maddie or hen or bobby and go "I KISSED EDDIE. I AM A MONSTER. JAIL FOR BUCK FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS" and then when they make him go through the sequence of events that actually happened they're like "uhhhh it sounds like he kissed you, bud. did you just blank on the whole part where he said he loves you and tenderly caressed your face?" but buck is still breathing into a paper bag.

bonus requirement: eddie needs to kiss buck's birthmark.

thinking again about how everyone, even the rest of the characters and buck himself, fundamentally misunderstanding who Buck 1.0 was and his motivations. because yes, he was a flirt who slept around a LOT but never in any of his interactions with these women does he display fuckboy or playboy behavior. everyone has this idea that he was this man whore running around breaking women's hearts left and right because he didn't respect them and only wanted sex. and they believed this so hard that Buck believed it.

except that first scene we get with Buck stealing the firetruck to sleep w the first girl, he's the one who gets rejected when he tries to make it anything deeper. and it right out the gate tells the audience that this is someone so stupidly desperate for affection that he's looking for it in all the wrong places and actively sabotaging his career to make it happen because he doesn't know how else to find it. because no one else has ever wanted that with him.

and idk so much of the fandom has (imo) accurately clocked the sex as a form of self harm as well - a new way of using his body to get attention because his parents aren't around to care when he throws himself into oncoming traffic anymore

and I just get really in my feelings about it because no one in his life GETS it. eddie comes closest but he's missing so much key context and I just want so badly for the show to circle back to this in some way but I know they'll never do it right

never ever ever gets old

Ok but if Bobby is really dead doing it before a break is the absolute worst thing to do because people have got so worked up on theories the backlash of anger and disappointment is going to be seen from space.

WAIT I WATCHED THE LAST TWO MINUTES.

MADDIE?????????? HELLO?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GONNA FUCKING KMS WTF

You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME.

there is no way.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY.

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK???

happy easter he is risen 🙏🏼🕊️

you know what im desperate for actually. buddie forehead touch. i think it would blow my head clean off my shoulders

Matt: *does stupid shit*

Foggy:

redrew a mattfoggy scene bc of the daredevil brainrot wdym born again's day after tomorrow (my friend said this looked like a meme so. made it one)