I've Been Squinking A Lot Lately

My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

Dante: Your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was my twin brother!

The Judge: Do you honestly expect me to believe that? That’s the oldest excuse in the book!

Vergil sitting in the jury:

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

i think eating one of these would fix my problems

I promise you I am very normal about Dante saving Trish in DMC 1 even after she manipulated and betrayed him and then Trish saving Vergil as V in DMC 5 despite everything Urizen/Vergil has done.

u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!! 

this kid needs to learn how to not say “chat” every five seconds

aaaaaa credits to @adenosinemonophosphate for the Jeremy saying chat headcanon :3