If Man Could Eat Brick, One Could Eat You Out Of House And Home. Then You'd Have To Lay Down Very Sour

you’re outside, the moon has just fully eclipsed the sun, and you hear me yell in anguish. you look over and watch, horrified, as the sleeves on my “sun’s out, guns out” shirt start to rematerialize

Im having my yearly obsession with fairy tale origins and now I have the worst allumos brainrot imaginable help me 😭

I miss writing those cringey bmc things but I can't think of any more 💔💔 my personal favorite is uh. *everybody partying at jake's 2nd house after defeating the squip* jenna: umm guys? you might wanna see this.. *everybody goes to jenna who's at the tv and they look at the news* jeremy: aaaahh the evil tictac is back! rich: hey that's my line! jeremy: *beats the shit out of rich*

Sorry for admitting that I listen to musicals do you still think I'm hot

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(