Weirdthinginthecorner - Weird Coner Monster

this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

Dante: Your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was my twin brother!

The Judge: Do you honestly expect me to believe that? That’s the oldest excuse in the book!

Vergil sitting in the jury:

Listen, there is no way in hell I'm reading that fic, the tags alone make me sick... but that's the thing. It IS tagged with every warning imaginable.

if you still click on it after seeing those tags just to be offended and disgusted - that's on you, not the person who wrote it.

Didn't we all agree AO3 shouldn't censor anything because that's what the tags are for?

Block the user, block the tags, just don't read it and leave them be. Find something to read you do like.

Hey, PSA for younger/newer transmascs:

Tumblr has been showing targeted ads for "FTM binders" off Amazon. They look like this:

Do not buy these.

A binder is a piece of medical equipment. If you use one incorrectly, or use a poorly made one, you can really fuck up your ribs. This article from the Cleveland Clinic talks about how to bind safely.

A $14 binder is guaranteed not to be safe. There's a reason reputable companies charge more- sometimes a lot more. They have to carefully design binders so they don't crush your ribs or make you sick.

You know how everyone says Don't Bind With Duct Tape? Don't bind with Amazon binders.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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