Just Ate An Entire Pear That Was So Good And So Juicy I Started Gnawing On It With Both Hands Like An

> walk into a pizza place > there's no visible menu > "how do you get the menu?" > "you have to scan the QR code" > "is that the only way?" > "yes" > walk out of the pizza place

So I decided to read Book of Bill and managed to finish right before the countdown ended

We've all talked about Leo and his affinity with being thrown through windows, but has anyone else notice how frequently Raph get eye trauma?

Never forget that he toasted his buns just for a bit

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

CALLOUT POST

I’m pissed off because this book was nowhere near as erotic as tumblr led me to believe:

thinking about the way marcille hold him like a cat. pathetic wet kitten. baby.

HEAVLY inspired by a comic by @koolaidashley