happy first of the month everyone (credit goes to BeeG on youtube)
Dunno, I think it would still work on me
women in STEM. women in BRANCH. women in LOG. women in TREE. women in BUSH (both kinds.) women in FOREST CLEARING. we’re everywhere these woods are ours
This is what scrolling feels like when you do it right
deletes don’t count. this is how long you’ve known about/been part of this website. if you left and came back say when you made your first blog even if you no longer have access to it (but also tell me how long you were gone for because i’m nosy like that)
I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
Never forget that he toasted his buns just for a bit
Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub
ok miss pencil sharpener pussy
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
Powder learned her dance moves from her mother.
A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess
Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.
thinking abt how jinx told sevika she gave silco his injections because "he was a big crybaby and didn't want to do it himself." thinking abt how we know silco has given himself his injections plenty of times without issue. thinking abt how silco took in a little girl who could never do anything right, who could never be trusted with anything important because she'd fuck it up, who was a jinx, and told her "I trust you enough to put this needle in my eye." thinking abt how vulnerable of a position silco put himself in just to make jinx feel safe and loved.
i love saying "like that one dolphin image" or "like that one scifi city image" to describe things when talking to people irl