Lock Screen And Last Song Played.

Made by me

What the hell is wrong with Britain?

egg

egg

S A T A N W I L L R A I S E ! ! !

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

Fucking mood

Tim: life is meaningless. We all die in the end. Why must we suffer through this pointless existence

Dick: aww, did Jason call you short again?

Tim: yES

Tim: I’m NOT SHORT

Dick: i know Tim

Tim: I AM AN AVERAGE HEIGHT

Dick: i know Tim

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tim: hey dick check it out, I found my old journal!

Tim [reading]: bad news, jason is back from the dead and tried to kill me… he used to be my hero but now he hates me and murders people

Good news, jason is alive! Maybe he and bruce can make up and be a family again!

Bad news, my dad died. I’m officially an orphan

Good news, Bruce adopted me!

Bad news, Bruce is usually emotionally unavailable

Good news, that’s how my parents were so I’m used to it!

Bad news, conner died… and Stephanie… and Bart

Good news, at least Dick is still here!

Bad news, Bruce disappeared. Dick *replaced* me with the demon brat. He doesn’t believe me when i say Batman isn’t dead, he thinks I’m crazy… I’m starting to think maybe i am

Good news, well i… i can’t think of any good news… but there must be something, right? There’s still something to be happy about, there has to be…

Tim [chuckling nervously]: this is a little darker than i remember

Dick: stop and let me hug you for eternity

Fuck school!

My teenager has more hours of homework per night than I got in my entire university career, and it doesn’t teach them a goddamn thing besides how to hate themself for not being able to do it all.

If my wife isn’t expected to labor outside her designated work hours at her literal job, why is my teenager expected to labor outside theirs?

Profile Headers | Trans Rights pt.2 because they said so

Please

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

Grover look dead inside

I’ve been listening to Percy Jackson audiobooks.