People Who Need Melatonin Are Weak. I Have No Problem Falling Asleep, Unconscious Is My Favorite Way

James Potter is not allowed to have coffee because he becomes far too energized for anyone to handle

James: *unbuttoning shirt* damn it’s so hot in here

Regulus: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt

Evan rocking up to the Crouch household with this when he's invited to meet Barty’s parents

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Perhaps my favorite thing about Crimson Rivers is that it makes Regulus Black canonically a Katniss Everdeen variant

Sirius = Haymitch

James = Peeta

Regulus = Katniss

“You ever see a guy that handsome walking down the street, he’s gonna get arrested. Cuz he’s killing all the ladies” but it’s Sirius encouraging trans Regulus when they’re young and he’s experimenting with boys clothing

Because I’ve noticed a lot of Marauders people are also big Hamilton fans and I want to check this theory

Sirius: if being sexy was a crime, I’d be in serving life in prison for multiple homicides

Remus: Sirius, you did go to prison for multiple homocides

Sirius: …because I’m so sexy

Me when I read a 600,000 word fanfic: dude it’s not even that long, that flew by

Me when I see a long paragraph anywhere else: that’s… sooooo much wordsssss 😩

“Separate the art from the artist”

The art: Dudley was very fat and ugly and stupid and fat and he weighed as much as a whale because he was extremely fat and stupid