Reading A Fic And They Have A Canonically Repressed Character Say Something Directly And Proudly

CW! Blood and Injury (but in a comedic way)

Scene from Brooklyn 99 (This goes out to you @darth-sonny)

listen, as awesome as a big sonadow confession and all would be, it would be so much funnier if they were just. together. and it was never really acknowledged. they hold hands in one scene and their friends just act like its normal. they start flirting in the middle of a fight but pass it off as shadow being extra snarky. they have wedding rings but they don't bring it up. shadow and tails team up somehow, and tails only asks about things concerning shadow, or his bike, but not how his marriage is going. no one ever mentions them being married or doing any couples shit ever. and whenever we see them talk they're acting exactly the same

sonknux images

Katsuki the morning after 431

Pond muse 🤺🦢🌱

they're gone GONE

fanfic idea where oc is from satbk and gets thrust into mobius

they end up finding sonic but calling him King Arthur and sonic is like: OH SHIT???

shenanigans ensue

thoughts?

falls to my knees, grips my head and screams into oblivion

"Boom Shadow's pissed cause he never got over the break up"

"Boom Shadow's pissed cause Sonic won the house in the divorce"

[INCORRECT BUZZER]

Actually, Boom Shadow's pissed because Sonic still owes him child support.

(Source: Ian Flynn's dog's wife told me in a dream)

U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭