But Here's The Stomper

all ive ever asked for is infinite power, the ability to control bugs with my mind, 5 trillion dollars, and the answer to every secret in the multiverse. i don’t think that’s unreasonable

Hi it's the same anon as last time (iykyk). Lancelot: can you tell us the story behind your eye injury? ☺️

Or someone…

OKAY SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG…. WHEWIE but it was so fun. Also, this is ENTIRELY FANON!!! I just made something up and I really like the name Marianne soo hehe

Arthur fell first, but Lancelot fell harder :3 Oh also! Lance and Arthur are in their mid 30’s! (Lance is 36 and Arthur is 35)

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Arcane producers really went "we are going to create a character that's incredibly handsome. Like, stereotypically so. He is swole, he is buff, he has the most beautiful skin, chiseled cheekbones, plush lips, thick hair, and expressive eyes. He is tall, but not lanky, he is fit, but not intimidating. Speaking of personality, he is extremely polite, sweet, and careful around others. Parents let their underage daughters hang out with him, that's how safe he is. He is also a genius, he loves his mom, he is not afraid of being vulnerable, or expressing his love, even towards his friend who is not only a man, but also one from a lower class. He keeps touching him because he's not a homophobic weirdo. He is also brave, he wants to help and protect others, and he sacrifices everything for others."

And we all went like. Yeah, cool, now show me his skinny friend again, the one with the radioactive lungs and zero rizz. Yeaaaah that's some good stuff 😍

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WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW ANGRY I AM ABT THE NEW CHAPTER OF THE SECRETS IN OUR QUILLS OMG IM GONNA COMMIT MASS MURDER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I HATE GAY PEOPLE ERADICATE THEM OFF THE EARTH IMMEDIATELY

Nebrasska the chokehold you have on me is crazy.

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

i imagine the first thing Sonic does after becoming Literal King Arthur is to immediately abolish monarchy

i think sonic goes missing under mysterious circumstances all the time it’s one of his favorite hobbies

Emo silver’s gotta apologize to his dad 😭

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Oh don't worry, he does! Damn near immediately too :'D He's got a looooot of big feelings about it

I’ll crash out if I see another Latina joke it was funny at first but now it makes me want to hang myself

Sonic is the straightest gay guy ive ever seen. I imagine him dating men but like there’s no way he doesn’t like women