Wh1msycal - Whimsy

His final form 🦊

Little too real 😧😧😧

low key biting back a moan atp like this man will be the death of mine LIKE BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOOFF WOOFF WOOOF PRRRR MRRRRR WOOF WOOOF OWOOF WOOWOF BARK BARK MEOW MIW MOEW MWOW BARK BARK BARK WOOOF WOOG WOOF WOOF MEOW MEIW MIEW IMIE BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOOFF WOOFF WOOOF PRRRR MRRRRR WOOF WOOOF OWOOF WOOWOF BARK BARK MEOW MIW MOEW MWOW BARK BARK BARK WOOOF WOOG WOOF WOOF MEOW MEIW MIEW IMIEBARK BARK BARK BARK WOOOFF WOOFF WOOOF PRRRR MRRRRR WOOF WOOOF OWOOF WOOWOF BARK BARK MEOW MIW MOEW MWOW BARK BARK BARK WOOOF WOOG WOOF WOOF MEOW MEIW MIEW IMIE

Every time she's on screen I start destroying furniture

tarot card reading except i just make "ooo" "ah" and "wow" sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean

🐰: doong-ah. doongdoong-ah. 🐱: meow? 🐰: is it tasty? doongdoong-ah. you have to answer me. hey. pig. fatty. hm. doong-ah.

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

FREAKING BATMAN WHATTT

ALL I NEED — batman!toji fushiguro

〣batman!toji fushiguro x reader series .ೃ࿔

༉ synopsis . . . gotham's most eligible bachelor is in desperate need of a secretary. you think you can take on the job, but how were you supposed to know that the toji zenin is the batman? and how were you supposed to know that you were going to end up in his mess?

༉ content warnings . . . MDNI . . . slowburn drama, non-curse au, non-canon compliant [to both jjk and the batman(2022)], afab!fem!darling, broody and emo toji, ooc toji, the zenin name holds little canon-compliance relating to how they treated toji, canon-typical violence, spoilers for the batman (2022), canon-typical angst, eventual smut . . . more to be added(?)

༉ notes . . . a very self-indulgent toji x reader au, which was fueled by this post by my fairy god auntie! this series will mostly follow the plot of the batman (2022) and will eventually have post-series oneshots!

〣table of contents .ೃ࿔

read on ao3?

I. Thursday, October 31st II. Batman's a dunce III. The Interview . . . pending . . . tbd . . .

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