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Hi can you do male reader x vance were they both listen to metal/rock music and they have a picnic together

Thanks for this! As a huge metalhead myself please enjoy!

Vance Hopper x (more of a masc presenting reader, he calls reader handsome but pronouns aren’t specified.) Reader

Cw: mentions of abusive parents, possible homophobia listen to cheap trick 👹

A Picnic huh

Apple Music

She's Tight by Cheap Trick

Listen to She's Tight by Cheap Trick on Apple Music. 1982. Duration: 2:57

You decided to surprise Vance with a picnic, he had been getting into less fights lately and he’s been getting better with everything! 

Also him being perfect was also going towards the picnic. Anyways you went to the record store to buy some tapes for your Walkman for you both to listen to. 

Metallica, Iron Maiden, megadeath, Def Leopard, Led Zepplin, The runaways, Rob Zombie, Heart, Cheap Trick, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Queen, Guns N’ Roses and AC/DC you had it all. (Can you tell I’ve always been a huge metal/ rock head?)

You just had to pick out food you and Vance liked. You made sandwiches, soups, brought fruit, drinks and desserts for you both.  You just had to pick him up. 

You drove to his house in your mustang as you ring the doorbell hesitantly. Thankfully Vance’s mom opens the door. “Oh y/n, how are you honey?” She asks with a soft smile

“I’m alright Mrs. Hopper, I wanted to take Vance on a picnic, I got a bunch of food for us both.” You said with a smile. She didn’t need much convincing. You were her sons best friend and more but she didn’t know that part just yet. 

“Of course honey I’ll call him down you go wait in your car okay?” She says with a bright smile as she closes the door and you walk back to your car. 

You pat your steering wheel as Metal Health plays. Finally you hear a knock on your window. You crank it down as you give Vance a smile. “Well hop in handsome!” You say with a smile as he opens the door.

You both drive as “Surrender” by cheap trick plays. You both sing along as you drive to a park you and Vance go to often. “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird!” He sings as you sing back “Surrender, Surrender but don’t give yourself away. 

You both ALWYAS had the best times. As you arrive at the park you bring your Walkman with you putting it your pocket as you bring the basket and blanket. “Hey baby set up the blanket real quick.” You say handing Vance the blanket as he nods

“This good?” He questions as you nod taking the food out. “This looks great y/n!” He says with a smile as he takes out a sandwich and a drink. “I’m glad dig in.” You say with a smile as you take your Walkman hitting play as you start off with some Queen. 

You both begin to eat and talk as you bond about the music playing softly. “Speaking of which what’s your favorite… queen song Vance?” You ask with a smile as he answers quickly. “Radio ga ga is my third, bohemian rapsody and probably Killer Queen.” 

You smile “a man with good taste.” You say as you lay on his thighs as he plays with your hair. “What about your favorite Metallica song?” He asks as you laugh. “Probably (Metallica song).” You say with a smile

As you both finish up your conversation cheap trick comes on again. “Oh sweet, love this song.” You say with a smile as you bob your head. “Is this cheap trick?” He questions. “I’ve never heard this song.” He says as your eyes go wide. “You’ve never heard “She’s Tight!”” You say stunned. 

He looks at you annoyed. “The guy who plays guitar has a guitar that has 5 necks!” You say with a smile as he thinks about it in awe as the guitar chorus plays. “I like this song a lot actually.” 

You smile “Glad I could help baby.” You start cleaning up the food as it starts to get darker. He sighs as he stands up sadly not wanting the evening to end. “Can I stay at your place tonight?” He asks.

You smile as you nod. “Here let me call my mom real quick.” He walks over it the phone putting his hand out as you give a quarter. You sit on the head of your car as he comes back with a thumbs up. 

“After you baby.” You say opening the door. “Thanks handsome.” He says mocking the words you said earlier as you laugh. You turn your radio as Barracuda comes on. “Alright baby let’s go for a ride before we go home, it’s nice out.” He nods with a smile as you both drive off.

hello friends! I’m going to be deleting my November stuff because there’s no point in writing it if I don’t get anything from it. I’m just torchering myself by pumping out stuff no one wants. But anyways I should be changing my theme again for the first time in awhile so yeah, stay tuned ❤️

can I give her head by any chance?

Informational Card for Kaii Lloyd

Name: Kaii Lloyd

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Date of Birth: 2/24/1978

Weight: 175lbs Height: 5'4"

Spouse: Leon Kennedy (Married Sept. 13th, 2009)

Career: Ex-Nurse/Agent

Friends/Family:

Melodi & Adam Lloyd (Mother & Father/ Deceased)

Lizza Lloyd (Grandmother)

Leon Kennedy (Best Friend/Husband/First Love)

Elena Winters/Redfield (Best Friend)

Chris Redfield (Best Friend's Husband)

Nicknames:

Honey-Bunch, Persephone, Wife (Used by Leon)

Kaii-Kaii, Blossom (Used By Elena)

Faceclaim:

Lily Collins (actress in Stuck in Love, Mortal Instruments, etc)

Personality:

She's a very shy person at first but has an outstanding persona, warm and kind with a big heart.. I wouldn't make her pissed off as her personality could change as a emotionless angered woman. Traumatized still from the events of her submarine mission with Leon, Shen-May, and Jason.

Backstory on Kaii Lloyd:

Growing up to live with her mother and father in Aurora, Ohio. Her mother used to make children's books as her father would be working in an office to help get his wife's books published to the world, as she learned to care and cherish each moment even if it were the little things

Kaii lost her parents in 1986 to a hit n run, suspects were later arrested for the murder of her parents a month later. Having to live with her heavily religious Grandmother that she never would've thought had a fake façade in front of her parents, never wanting to go down the route of 'The Holy Spirit" she sent her to a private Catholic school to have her beliefs changed.

Being outcasted in this school filled with religious intent to self destruct someone's brain, Kaii continued her path of Atheism, loving to learn not be forced into it. Punished for her behavioral outbursts, her wrist up her arms were slapped with a wooden ruler until blood spilled on the floor painting it the beautiful crimson red, resighting a passage from the Bible. Leaving light healed scars on her arms like tiger stripes, scarred for 9 years as she faked being religious to make her grandmother happy.

Bullied in this school for being slightly different than the rest, having braces where her one issue she had growing up. Being called "Cage Mouth", "Crooked" , "False Teeth", "Toothless" as she would never smile without showing her teeth ever again.

Once she was at the age of 18, finally released from the school she craved freedom from. She was face to face with her grandmother again as anger filled her heart, tears falling as she screamed at her face the cursed words of hatred. Making the journey back to her birth home to gather what was hers, what belonged to her... Taking the college fund money to help support her during college to get her nursing degree in college.

Gaining her Masters degree in nursing she later started working at Spence's Memorial Hospital in 1998 before the outbreak started later that night....

Guys i cant breathe rn-

Why am I still fucking single.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭

BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP

Chapter 6: Good To See You

Chris Redfield x Male reader

summary: You guys figure out that Jill’s alive! Not in the way you guys expected though. Oh and Excella’s there 😃.

It was late, very late. The shiny light of the moon being your only guide. Sheva was ahead of you and Chris as you guys walked together. “How’s Claire?” You asked engaging in a bit of small talk. 

“Oh, she’s alright. I think, you know how she is.” You nod. Claire usually always kept to herself. Any pain she dealt with she dealt with herself. “You know Chris, Wesker used to be a good guy.” He nodded as he locked eyes with you. “Umbrella fucked him up, he never had control all his life now he finally has it and is utilizing it not the way we want. The world wants.” 

He gives nod of approval “Me and Wesker I thought, had a great relationship. I looked up to him as I looked up to you. Of course that was short lived.” He stops in his tracks as you look behind you. “I miss the old times.” You nod as you give him a sad look. 

“Is it my fault?” He asks with a genuine look. You envelope him in a soft hug. “Not at all Chris not at all.” Sheva calls out as you guys run to her. You all reach two grand doors. All of a sudden you guys get rushed seeing a black blur go by you. Your eyes go wide as you see something tackling Chris. “Well isn’t this just one big family reunion.” He smiles. Excella stands there with admiration on her face as she gawks at Wesker.

“Wesker, I would say it’s good to see you but you know I’ve never been a liar.” You say with a grin as you lazily flail your gun around. “Mutual.” He says as you give him a certain look. Chris stands back up as wesker calls the mysterious cloaked individual back. 

Chris began to get mad as he started to yell at Wesker. “You killed Jill!!” Than it clicked “You worked on his fighting skills but you certainly didn’t work on his mental state now did you?” You growled at Wesker “Dont talk to him like that you fucking dick.” You clench your fists as he pulls down the hood revealing Jill.

Sheva ready’s up her fists as Chris try’s to talk to her. “It’s futile Chris. She’s under my control now.” She rushes at Chris as he begins to fight her off. You yank Jill’s suit as you grasp onto her yanking her arms back. 

“Come on Jill it’s us!” Chris shouts desperately. She begins to stop shaking “C-Chris.” You look over to see Wesker pick up a device. He presses it as it sends a shock through Jill motivating her to finish the job. 

She breaks out your grasp now attacking you. You begin dodging her attacks not wanting to hurt her. “Jill, Jill Valentine I know your still in there you’ve gotta fight it.” She pauses for a moment as her eyes give her usual look to you. 

It took awhile surely. Fighting and dodging over and over you knew she was still In there. She begins to beat up Chris. You rush in punching her dead in her face sending her into the floor. 

You grab her face squeezing it to make her look at you as she looks you dead in your frustrated eyes.

Wesker groans in annoyance as she begins to revert back to her old self. Can’t have that happening.

He sets the control to max as she begins to writhe in pain on the floor. “Fuck.” You state bluntly as you get on your knees holding her as she thrashes.

“Now if you excuse us we have a virus to attend to.” They lock the doors as you guys try to figure out what to do. “Maybe it’s the red thing on her chest.” Chris states, he looks at you for the answer. “Chris, your the captain come on do what you thinks right!” You shout holding Jill trying to calm her. 

Jill continues to scream in pain as Chris and Sheva look at each other. They both begin to pull on the jewel as it starts to come out. Jill cries in pain as you look at her with pure and utter pity. “Almost done Jill hold on for us.” You say into her ear as they finally rip the jewel out. Her screams come to a halt as she hesitantly opens her eyes.

“Sheva call this in, Chris start to look for maybe a soft spot on the door or a breach in the system.” They both nod as you hold Jill in your arms calming her. You wipe her tears as you give her a soft smile. “D-don’t you look dashing.” She laughs hoarsely looking up and down as she was trying to pull herself up. “I know right.” She takes a deep breath as she pulls herself up. 

You rub her back as she begins to catch her breath. “Just informed them sir!” Sheva shouts you nod as Chris still works on finding a spot. Finally he figured something out apparently as the door unlocks. 

“Come on sir!” Chris shouts as they both start running. You smile at Jill. “You know how to reach me stay safe.” You hand (stable) Jill a few guns and ammo to protect herself. You wave as she salutes you. 

Wesker watches from the cameras in pure interest. He pulls away as he rolls his sleeves up. “Seems like they’re not giving up. Couldn’t say I didn’t guess, they didn’t seem like the type to give up. Pitiful truly, pitiful I have to put an end to they’re pathetic lives. Is what i would say if I cared.” Wesker laughed to himself as Excella prepared another shot.

I suck at writing and suck at life, can’t pick a struggle 😔🙌 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

I fucking hate my parents sometimes I wish someone could just take me away