This has been a dead ass account, with the last post being literal months old now and about a whole different fandom. I recently got into Resident Evil (Thanks DBD for adding my new husband Wesker) and while my ass is struggling to understand the lore outside the basics, I’m trying and I’m also gonna write these characters anyways. Are they going to be OOC? Probably. But take some of the RE boys coming home to a sleeping S/O.
if there's a guy you want not in here, it's likely because I know so little of him. I'm still getting into the series (I'm only up to RE5 as of now).
GN!Reader, Fluff, Not at all edited, Likely OOC portrayals
Characters: Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira
ALBERT WESKER
It’s a common sight for Wesker to come home to you sleeping, considering he works late almost if not all nights. Hell, he’s surprised whenever you’re not sleeping by the time he returns home.
If you’ve fallen asleep on the couch - either from watching TV or maybe even waiting for him to come home -, in the beginning of the relationship, he may just leave a blanket on you so you’re not cold, but further into the relationship, he’ll carry you back to the bedroom.
He’s not one for cuddling either, but he will occasionally spoon you. It won’t start out like that, however, it’s more of a subconscious thing he does while asleep next to you. He may fall asleep next to you, arms at his side (he goes to bed face up, the arms at the side makes him look like a robot), but you’ll wake up with one arm loosely hanging around your waist and his warmth comforting you from behind - if you wake up before him.
CHRIS REDFIELD
Another man who usually works late. Little too attached to his job, it may as well be his second partner - right after you, of course.
He usually comes home to you getting ready for bed but sometimes, he’ll come home when you’re already in bed. Though he’d probably never admit it aloud, he does feel a little saddened he can’t chat with you when he comes home, but he’s also a patient and reasonable man, he knows it’d be ridiculous to request you stay up even later just so he can have a brief conversation with you.
He does his best in keeping quiet while getting ready for bed but by the time he adds his weight to the mattress, you’re already turning your head to greet him drowsily. He usually apologises with a quick peck on the lips. Immediately urges you to go back to bed as he shifts into his spot beside you.
He enjoys hugging you tightly more than spooning you, to be honest. He likes embracing you and keeping you close to his chest. But if you manage to sleep through the ruckus of him getting ready for bed, he’ll settle for spooning you.
LEON S. KENNEDY
Really only ever comes home late when out with friends or coming back from a mission. He has a small habit of uttering a tired, “I’m home” to a darkened house whenever you’ve already gone to bed.
He’s usually exhausted by the time he comes home late and will immediately book it for the bedroom. He’ll crawl into bed and if you’re a light sleeper, you’ll wake up to Leon clinging to you from behind. He’ll apologise for waking you if you greet him.
He’s got a deathgrip around your stomach as he nuzzles into your back. If he doesn’t, please spoon him. He adores it.
If he’s not tired, he still lays in bed with you, silently admiring you. Occasionally, he’ll brush a few strands of hair out of your face just to keep cherishing your features with a smile. After a few minutes, it gets him completely knocked out for the rest of the night.
CARLOS OLIVEIRA
(this mans last name is so impossible for me to type correctly half the time. curse you second "i")
The type to despise coming home late. He’s exhausted, with his work, his limbs are sore, and he doesn’t get to see you. So when he comes home to a dark house, he’s a little defeated. But hey, he gets to see you - you’d be sleeping, but it’s still you.
He’s surprisingly stealthy in slipping into bed, so much so you get jumpscared awake by his touch.
And he’s a cuddly bastard, immediately swinging his arms around you and pulling you back into him as he peppers the back of your ear and neck with soft kisses. He usually keeps you up with a small and whispered conversation, just to check in with you before letting you drift back off into a deep slumber.
He’ll just nuzzle his face into the back of your neck and when his tight grip loosens just a smidge, you’ll know he’s passed out sleeping - if his snores didn’t alert you to that.
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I fucking hate my parents sometimes I wish someone could just take me away
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Chris Redfield x Male Reader
Summary: You’re back in business!! But sadly one of your friends is out of it.
You slowly begin to open your eyes as you look around. You yawn as you sit up. You sit there for a moment thinking about everything. You sigh as you grab your burner calling Jill.
“Yello” She answers in a new outfit. “New fit huh?” “You know it.” You laugh “I can start heading over if you want.” She quirks an intrigued eyebrow. “You sure?” She asks sincerely looking at you with that same old slight smile. You nod as she sighs. “Alright, you know where we are take your time.” She waves than hangs up.
You crack your neck as you put comfy clothes on as you begin walking to S.T.A.R.S. You open the door the smell of coffee abusing your nostrils. Your face scrunches as you walk towards the front desk.
A man with brown hair and a cold face comes up to you. “Can I help you?” He asks in a stern tone. You nod showing him your badge. “Is Jill here?” You ask looking around. “Welcome back Mr.L/n, I’ll call her down.” He grabs the phone dialing her number as they begin talking.
Finally he sets the phone down. He salutes you and walks the other way.
“Well thanks for not keeping us waiting.”
You see Jill next to Chris as his eyes go wide. You waved and smiled as you could see a light blush dust his skin. Allergies maybe.
“Alright get your ass up here General L/n we got some shit to do.” Jill makes a hand motion as you follow. You give a wink to Chris as you continue following Jill.
“Here it is.” She pulls out a uniform as she hands it to you. It was a green suit with a black hat, it had golden circles around its wrists and your badges. Your old uniform. “You’re old ass better make do with this.” She laughs flicking your forehead as you slap her hand away with a smile.
She walked away letting you put the uniform on. You looked great. You smoothed the suit out rubbing away any invisible flaws. You grinned in the mirror as you waved to Jill.
You walk down the stairs next to Jill as you look at Chris with a bright smile. “Look at you Chris! You look amazing.” “I can say the same.” He smiles as Jill rolls her eyes playfully.
“I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and hope your ass can still fight.” She presses a finger into your chest. You nod as you 3 get into a car as other people begin to follow.
“So what’s going on?” You ask crossing your legs “Weskers trying to take over the world and we called you here for your fighting skills and your relationship with him. You guys were best friends and you can’t deny it.” You knew she was right and so did everyone else.
You all arrive safely to a familiar look mansion. You sigh cracking your neck.
Finally you guys reach a entrance with a bit of commotion. You made it through a bunch of zombies, you’ve got this. You continued stretching as you all went in. There were zombies of course.
You had your gun ready and so did Chris and Jill. The amount of teamwork they had was incredible, you missed having that. To be fair, you missed them.
You guys finally made it to a room. You looked on the floor to see Spencer dead. Not like you cared he was an ass and had it coming. You tighten your face up as you see Wesker facing a window. He turns around and for a moment you could see a look of shock in his hidden eyes.
“L/n.” He spoke “Wesker.” You said with malice. He laughs as he walks around. “Never thought you’d act on this, than again you were the type of man to play around with your intrusive thoughts.” You say with a slight smirk as his own drops.
You turn the safety off your gun as Chris and Jill watch your little argument. He rushes into you with a punch as you quickly block it. “Still punch like a little boy huh?” One thing Al couldn’t stand was someone mocking him. Chris and Jill start firing their guns. Wesker knew he couldn’t go after you, he’d get to angry from your snarky remarks and lose focus. He’d also just lose.
He decided to go after Chris. You noticed they always had a great relationship before you left. Not now. Chris and Wesker got a lot of good punches in as the zombies started piling outside the door. “Jill, help Chris!!!!” You shout shooting at the incoming zombies, she nods. It was a split second, you turned around to see Wesker about to kill Chris as Jill rushes into him knocking him out the window.
Chris scurried up as you follow finishing the rest of the zombies with lazy shots from behind. “Jill!!” Chris shouts out from below. “Fuck, fuck fuck!!” You shout slamming your gun down.
Maybe you were rusty…?
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
Summary: Chris and you are on vacation when he decided he’s ready for a more intimate level. (😘)
Cw: smut, cock warming, praise, safe words, virgin Chris (is this a shock let’s be honest 🤨), anal, blowjobs, finger sucking, fingering and slight oral fixation, virginity loss and aftercare ❤️
You hear a knock on your door as you perk up spitting out your toothpaste. “Come in hun.” You spoke rinsing your mouth out. “When your finished in here I’ve gotta ask you something, take your time I’m not in a rush.” He smiles as he goes back into the room. You tilt your head as you finish up.
You hop into your shared bed as you see Chris reading a novel. “What’s up baby?” He sets it down sighing heavily. “We’ve been together for awhile now, relationship and before elationship, I wanted to ask you something though.”
You nod listening intently. “I think I wanna take our relationship to a more intimate level. I’m sorry this took so long but you know trust is such a sore subject for me, no for us both.” You nod with a soft smile. You kiss him gently.
He pulls you back in whispering in your ear “I want you now sir.” You shiver with delight at the nickname. “Alright we’ll add some safe words, green to go yellow to slow down and red to stop okay? Now we kiss a lot so, I’m just gonna kiss you some more okay?” You smile as he nods. You begin to kiss him gently with increasing roughness.
Not overwhelming just a bit intense. “I’m gonna start moving down farther, let me know honey.” You give his a kiss on his neck, moving down to his chest, stomach and you stop at his growing erection. “Can I touch it?” You ask rubbing his thighs softly.
He breathes heavily. “Slowly please…” you nod as you slowly bring your finger to his slit. His breath hitches as he whimpers. You begin to spread his pre as you rub it in circles. Softly. His tip was a pretty pink, nice and long but also incredibly thick.
You look in his eyes for his answer as you open your hand all the way. He nods as you smile. “So good Chris, so good for me.” You wrap your hand around his length as you slowly begin to stroke.
His head rolls back as he try’s not to buck into your fist. “So pretty like this.” You start to kiss his thighs gong up higher as you let go of his dick to Chris’s dismay. It wasn’t long though before you put the head in your mouth. You begin to suck on his tip as his hips buck. You smile as you hold them in place going deeper.
“Fuck fuck! Sir please, oh god please~” You smile as you raise an eyebrow “please what pretty boy?” You ask pulling off as you bring your hand back. “Wanna make you feel good…” You grin as you lean back on the bed waiting for what he had in store.
He begins to pull your pants down as your cock springs up. His eyes go wide as he drools at the sight. “Like what you see?” His face goes and even dark shade of red as he puts his mouth on. It was obvious he’s never done this before. You can’t help but tease him a bit. Plus you didn’t want him to choke himself or anything.
You pull him off as he whines embarrassed. “Aw hun there’s no reason to be embarrassed. Alright put your mouth on loosely and just keep it on there for now.” He eagerly puts his mouth back on your tip as you massage his scalp grounding him.
“Good boy. Now slowly suck and move your tongue around the tip.” He obeys as he moves his tongue around your head. “Now go deeper, don’t choke yourself, stop when it starts to feel uncomfortable, understand?” He nods eagerly as he starts to go deeper.
He stops when it starts to go into his throat as he awaits your orders. “Good boy now do what I taught you repeatedly but add your fist to what you can’t suck.” He breathes through his nose as he starts to fist your cock as he sucks the tip.
You moan at the sight, he looked so beautiful with your cock in his mouth, drool dripping out his mouth. He begins to add more vigor to his technique as you begin to get close.
“Getting close, keep going hun.”
He continues to suck as you yank your dick out his mouth. “Open wide.” He sticks his tongue out as you stroke your cock to your jearts content as you start groaning louder.
Your load spurts out onto his face and some into his mouth. When you were finished coming you looked at the sigh before you with a smile. Chris had unshed tears In his eyes as the cum he didn’t swallow stayed on his face. “Good boy.” You use your thumb to pick up some of your load as you shove it into his mouth.
He begins to tremble as he lays his head on your thighs. “Wanna cum sir…” you smile as you nod. “Get on the bed.” He obeys, So wrecked just for you. You take his hand gently as you put his fingers in your mouth sucking on each digit with care and love.
You pull off as you look at the strand of drool glistening in the lamp light “Mhm, now I want you to finger yourself for me, can you do that?” You ask concerned he blushes and stammer even more as you smile. He takes a deep breath nodding.
“Go at your own pace prince.” You rub his head softly as he spreads his legs. He pulls them up as he rubs a finger around his hole. His breath hitches as he slowly starts to slide his middle finger in. He keeps it there for a moment adding another one. “Good boy.” You rub his head continuing to egg him on.
His two fingers stay there as he pulls out all the way shoving them back in as he lets out a shocked moan. He continues his actions, in out, it was addicting to watch. Captain Redfield fingering himself was something you’d never thought you’d see. The sound of squelching and slutty moans was all that could be heard as he sloppily fingers himself.
“Now pull out.” He whines hesitantly but pull them out like a good boy. He puts his fingers in his mouth sucking on them as you moan at the sight. You get in between his legs as you pull them up rubbing your cock on his hole. You than push in as his eyes roll back.
“F-Fuck!” He curses you laugh as you start to thrust into him. It felt like you were tearing him apart but he didn’t care. “Fuck-fuck sir~” he groans out. You kiss his neck calming him as he wraps his arms around your back. “S-so much!” He didn’t say his safe word so you continued.
It was only about 30 seconds when he started to get close again. “Close close sir please!” You hug him tightly as you continue to pound him.
You tilt his head kissing him as he shoots his load on your stomach.
He lets out a loud final moan as you cum on him soon after. “Fuck..” you groan out. You go to pull out but he holds you there as he shivers. “Stay in me please.” You laugh with a nod and a kiss. You pull him in close as he breathes heavily in your arms. “Thank you for being so patient.” You roll your eyes with a smile. “Of course my dear, I love you goodnight.” You kiss his forehead as he smiles into your chest.
“I love you too.”
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Daddy kink, dry humping, exibistionist, Crying, humiliation, non-con/ dub-con and degradation
Moans sound out through the estate as you sit on Mr.Macmillan’s bed, he was humping your foot as the fine leather hit that spot perfectly.
“Pathetic Macmillan. Humping your Daddy’s Business Partner. Have some better standard rich boy.” He whimpers as he grabs your thigh closing his eyes tightly.
“Ngh~ n-not p-pathetic mhm!” He moans out as he continues rutting against your expensive leather shoe. He shakes around your leg as he starts moaning more vigorously.
“Take your pants off Macmillan.” He take his pants off as he drags his bare cock on your shoe. His dick was drenched in pre and aching for release.
His tip was a light pink as a bit of purple shows at the slit because of how rough you were earlier. “G-gonna gonna f-fuck- daddy~.” Your eyes go wide as you look down at him as he continues humping your foot.
You start laughing maniacally as he looks up at you confused. “Daddy?! Daddy!! Ha! Pathetic! We’re in your dads room where he could walk in anytime and you call me fucking daddy?!” You say laughing
He starts crying from the humiliation as you laugh at him. “Come on hump daddy’s expensive shoes you worthless whore.” He starts to get close as his moans go up in volume.
“D-daddy fuck, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes fuck, fuck, fuck mHM~ Daddy oh~ cuMMING?!” He moans out as his tongue lols out his mouth with a drawn out moan.
As he starts to come down from his high. You pick your foot up looking at his creamy cum on the linen shoe. “Lick.” You say as he grabs your shoe licking it. “Mhm, good boy such a good boy for daddy.” You rub his hair as he heavily breathes.
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Chris Redfield x Male!Reader
Summary: Former S.T.A.R.S employee L/N is back to defeat Wesker. Chris is excited that his husba- old captain is back.
Chapter 1: Welcome Back
Chapter 2: Situations
Chapter 3: Jill!!
Chapter 4: Brain Busters
Chapter 5: Uncovered
Chapter 6: Good To See You
Chapter 7: Partners?
Chapter 8: Kick His Ass!!!
Chapter 9: We’ve Won, For Now
Chapter 10: Fuck it? Fuck me (this is a bonus chapter, it’s smut so if you don’t like smut than your not missing anything if you don’t read it :])
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
Summary: Travelings a bitch, that’s it.
ou’ve always hated the amount of people going to travel. So much people in clusters was so overwhelming.
You sighed angrily as you went up to one of the employees. “Uh” you pulled out your old badge “Y/n L/n, Jill Valentine said I was bought a ticket.” The lady looks on her computer nodding. “Here you are, your free to go.” You give her a smile as you place your luggage down.
The sun was setting giving the sky a pretty orange hue. You yawn as you begin to sleep in your chair Getting your well deserved nap. You awake to someone shaking your shoulder. One of the workers. “You’re gonna miss your flight sir.” They smile as you yawn walking to the plane.
Everyone boards the plane huddled together, yelling and chatter was all around. Overstimulation to say the least. You let out a relaxed sigh. Putting your headphones on listening to music.
You begin to doze off again as sleep takes you with a soft yet firm grasp. A few hours later you slowly open your eyes to a dark sky. You looked at your phone as you changed your time zone. “12 am…” you mutter sleepily. You should be there in a little. You looked down at all the lights. America. You scoff.
The attendant walks down the aisle and hands you a bowl. Tomato soup, simple yet delicious. You calmly sipped it as the flight began to end. You feel the plane come to a halt as you stand up. You grab your luggage getting in line.
You take a look around everything it was pitch black. You hear your burner ringing as you put it up to your ear. “Hey sir where are you?” You hear Jill ask. “Landing now.” You say with a loud yawn. “Keys are under the welcome mat, sending you the whereabouts.” You give a hum of approval as you hang up. You walk to the street as a car pulls up.
“Y/n L/n right?” The man asks in the car you nod. “I’m here to take you to your house S.T.A.R.S sent me.” He shows a badge as you get in. You both drive in silence as you enjoy the quietness of the mid-west.
You pull up to a nice house. Medium sized, very pretty and nicely decorated. He smiles at you as you wave goodbye. You grab your key going inside. Everything had already been set up. You threw your luggage on the couch immediately heading to your bedroom with your burner.
You send Jill a text letting her know your there safe. She begins to call you as you answer. “Hey Jill.” You groan. “Hey sir, nice to see you. Just wanted to make sure your actually there and didn’t get kidnapped.” You quirk an eyebrow giving an annoyed look “mhm, hows everything going so far.” “Situations after situation.” She rubs her head.
“You look really tired I’ll call you tomorrow at about…. How about 3:00 pm? If you wake up earlier and are well rested just come down to the station.” You nod as you begin to doze off on call. She smiles as she waves goodbye hanging up. You plug the phone in, immediately falling asleep.
This was gonna be ‘fun’.
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