Nintendo Consoles Through The Generations 

me rn ^-^

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

Ring ring~

Is a motorbike a man?

This one makes me wonder about how one could define a leg. A leg could possibly be described as "an extremity used to move the wielder from one destination to another." If this definition rings true then a wheel, in this context, can be considered a leg. Therefore,

✅️ featherless

✅️ biped

A motorbike is a Man!

Ideas bumping around my brain about how the factions view interspecies relationships

So I had a thought that bots who are into organics view dating humans as somewhat vanilla/basic (more than half of the autobots who have been to earth have interfaced with a human at least once with either their holoform or mass displacement) compared to other species we're actually somewhat similar. The decepticons who were also stationed on earth have higher rates of interspecies relationships.

Anyways some of the bots view Thundercracker's relationship with his human as kinky/scandalous meanwhile the actual relationship is quite tame. They have a house out in the country with a white picket fence(TC's idea), two kids and a dog.

Damn, are the kids adopted or did Gooncracker manage to get his human pregnant not once, but twice?