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i’m gonna , in my non professional opinion, go over 5 of the most “annoying” or worst yanderes to have based off my main fandoms rn. in no particular order

Overhaul: (My Hero Academia):

Kai is one of the most unique yanderes, solely based on the fact that he’s obsessed with health and values cleanliness. He wouldn’t accept anything less than what he expects from you, and it can be very irritating at times since Kai doesn’t believe in compromising his ideals.

Forces his lifestyle onto you, not caring in the slightest what your feelings on the matter are. He wants you to eat healthy, get enough sleep, take nasty tasting vitamins, get very regular checkups, and is just an overall pest about it. He can control his emotions around you but there’s a sense of irritation when you put up a fight on any of these fronts.

Kai is also thorough in everything he does, you’re no exception. There’s basically no chance that you ever get to escape or bend the rules. He’ll find out and deal with it accordingly, but the opportunity will never present itself to do these things most of the time. 

Illumi (Hunter x Hunter):

Illumi is a nightmare as a yandere. It’s a whole package as well, since his awful family comes with the Illumi yandere package™. Illumi would not ever amuse any of your thoughts and opinions on things, or if he did, it would only be so he could sate your feelings. It’s condescending and annoying, even if he doesn’t mean it that way.

He thinks there’s not a single thing wrong with what he’s doing, there’s no moral awareness whatsoever to be had here. He doesn’t really help you adjust to your drastically new life as well, as he doesn’t think it should be a problem for you. Illumi will be a great husband after all, and you’ll never want for anything! Right? 

There isn’t anything that you can keep to yourself. He’s instructed butlers to befriend you, so anytime you confide in him he knows. It puts you on edge as you realize his statement of having eyes on you at all times is truthful. 

Izaya Orihara (Durarara):

He messes with you a lot, and is sadistic in general. Not physically, but just wanting to challenge different beliefs you have and seeing what happens. Being around Izaya too long can be dizzying. He’ll go from cooing and calling you precious to asking if you’re any different from the people you hate. 

So annoying and he doesn’t care. He shows up at your school, bringing you a lunch as if it’s a casual thing to do. Will show up at your job and introduce himself as your boyfriend to your coworkers and boss. He’ll even run into you when you’re out with friends, and hang out with you as if he was invited in the first place.

Has a lot of issues with loneliness, which leads him to being clingy. He doesn’t care for other people interacting with you. If he hasn’t already kidnapped you/threatened you into compliance yet, he gets rid of any nuisances that hang out around you too often. It stirs up an ugly feeling in his gut that he has a distaste for.

Bucciarati (Jojo Part 5):

Bucciarati is a difficult yandere for a different reason than most of the others. He’s so attentive to your needs and cares for you deeply, and you know that he does. So that’s why it hurts even more when he denies you your freedom under the pretense of your well being.

He’ll hear you out, patiently waiting as you sob your heart out; begging for him to let you go. Bucciarati will even hold you as you do so, comforting you quietly as you cry into his chest. The comfort that he provides feels so genius, that even though he’s the reason you’re upset, you can’t help but accept his warmth in the moment. He’ll be reasonable and say he understands how difficult it must be for you, and you think you might be going somewhere.

But then he’ll put his foot down, saying that this truly is for your well being. He’ll talk about how much he loves you, how you mean the absolute world to him. How he couldn’t stand the thought of something happening to you, his beloved. All you can do is repeat the cycle. 

Kishibe Rohan (Jojo Part 4):

Due to his stand, you have no choice but to be with him. Because of Rohan’s pride, he wouldn’t want to restrict you too heavily with Heaven’s Door at first. He would want you to return his feelings naturally, but would begin with restrictions on you not being able to talk to people he dislikes. 

But if you began to drift away from him, he’d begrudgingly use Heaven’s Door to make you fall in love with him. It would be Black Mirror esque, as you loathe him in your mind but every word you speak says differently. Rohan would cruelly tease you about it, wondering where the sudden change of heart came from.

There’s no escaping this yandere. The restrictions would be impossible to break, but he might lessen them up if you promise to be good; he doesn’t want you to be a robot after all. Don’t betray this trust if you ever get it though or you’ll have to follow Heaven’s Door for the rest of your life.

Haven`t drawn too much because i was away so here are some older Lotr paintings from my sketckbook, plus a Thorin pencil sketch

i hope no one has done this yet

UNVEIL : TRACK “B Me"  || OTSKZ

𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 | 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐭. 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

a/n: im gonna expand on this soon. part 2

You’ve been at Nekoma High for approximately two weeks when Kuroo finds you sitting under the bleachers in the basketball team’s main gym, chocking on your sobs. Coincidentally, you’ve also been the manager of the boys’ volleyball team for about a week. 

Kuroo likes to think that even though your time at Nekoma has been short, he’s got you figured out. Keyword: likes to think. 

By some miracle, you’d ended up in his and Yaku’s class, sitting diagonally from him and to the left of Yaku. A stroke of luck; well, that’s how he sees it, anyway. 

He’d raced to get you involved with the volleyball team after he’d heard you mention to Yaku how you were fairly close to the volleyball team at your previous school. And he’d managed to get you to agree, though Yaku had almost slapped his soul out of his body because “She’s been here for two days, do you ever shut up about having a manager?”. But hey, you hadn’t minded.

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━━━━━ reaction to their s/o being suggestive

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, kageyama tobio, sugawara koushi, and kozume kenma

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: suggestive themes

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: basically their reaction when they asked their s/o what they want to eat and they reply with “you” because i’m a pervy little shit :D

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━━ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ

￫ he is shookth. when did his precious angel get such a dirty mouth? 

￫ i mean, he can’t blame you though. oikawa knows he’s yummy as fuck but what the hell? 

￫ when it first escaped your pretty little lips and got processed into his mind, he was blanking out. red blush almost covering his face as he tried to cover it up with fake confidence. 

￫ after that, oikawa has never been the same. 

￫ sometimes he’s awake at 3 am thinking back to that moment. oikawa is having an existential crisis and thinks that aliens abducted you and replaced you with a clone!

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━━ ᴀᴛꜱᴜᴍᴜ

￫ he’s a pouty baby at first! 

￫ atsumu was supposed to be the confident and suggestive one in the relationship! so why did you uno-reverse card his ass like that?

￫ he just didn’t expect it so he just short-circuited. he’s also a shy and blushy baby after that.

￫ he’ll give you a point for your witty reply but watch out, he’ll have his revenge! and it’ll be dirtier so yeah

￫ “sooo, you’re gonna give me head or nah?” 

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━━ ᴋᴀɢᴇʏᴀᴍᴀ

￫ what have you done?! 

￫ poor baby just blew a fuse and i think he’s having a stroke! his face is all red and his body just sat up straight and he’s staring blankly at thin air!

￫ kageyama would stand up and walk out your shared home with a blank red face. it was really concerning. he wasn’t even responding to your calls.

￫ when he comes back, he has already collected his thoughts and would have a properly rehearsed reply for you.

￫ “only if i can eat you too” 

￫ you did not expect that kind of response!

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━━ ꜱᴜɢᴀᴡᴀʀᴀ

￫ this dude is freaky. you can’t change my mind. it’s just hidden because of his pretty face but he’s a freak in the sheets. 

￫ when you replied, he just stared at you for a moment then giggled like you just didn’t say something suggestive. 

￫ suga was smiling at you so innocently that you’re scratching your head like, “what?” 

￫ then he hits you with a, “sure baby. you’re really getting good at giving head too” 

￫ you: 👁👄👁

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━━ ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ 

￫ kenma.exe has stopped. please restart. 

￫ but for real though, he just stopped and looked at you. his usual half-lidded eyes was slowly widening. 

￫ he was looking around awkwardly and playing with his fingers, not knowing what to say. 

￫ but when he finally calmed down and took a deep breath, baby just really took a deep breath in front of you. 

￫ he would look at you straight in the eyes and say, “i always knew you were freaky like that” 

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It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.

villain trio hcs || seeing you in their clothes

dabi

let’s be real this guy wastes no time teasing the hell out of you

dabi: aw does y/n like my clothes?? want to sleep in them? do they remind you of me when i’m not there??

you: you’ve got three seconds to shut up before i throw them away

he secretly thinks it’s cute you’re wearing it and he would definitely love to take you to the bar to rub your ‘wholesome relationship’ in everyone’s faces even though let’s be honest your relationship with dabi is probably 40% snarky banter 40% smirking and 20% actual relationshippy things 

dabi does need them back for missions though because have you seen him? his dramatic ass has an aesthetic and so help him he’s sticking to it

dabi: ok thats cute and all but i need it back now babe boss gave me a–

you: no

dabi: mis–what

you: no

dabi: y/n

he stops himself from showing how much he actually loves that coat because he thinks he looks great in it (and yeah he does but like will you ever tell him that?) and if you found out how much he actually did you’d tease the hell out of him

but when he goes to the rest of the league and they’re all like ‘dabi you look naked without that raggedy coat on but whatever’

he swears he’ll get it back

that is until he goes home and sees you sleeping in it and his resolve crumbles to ash

okay he might have a soft spot for you

toga

toga squeals

and then engulfs you in the tightest hug ever because you are SO ADORABLE!!!

if she knew that earlier she would have gotten extras of her middle school uniform because you two need matching selfies together and no she can’t just turn into you because then how would she get a picture of both of you together???

but speaking of getting extra uniforms…

toga: i’ll be right back y/n-chan!

you: wait, toga you–don’t–

one hour later

you, watching tv with your face in your hands: police are still investigating the robbed school uniform store where only uniforms from a specific middle school, remaining unnamed for legal reasons, were taken…

toga, bursting through the door with bags in her arms: IM BACK

she ropes magne into taking pictures of you two, and magne, being an absolute legend, goes full out and positions you both so you guys get the Best angles and lighting

and of course toga got like the biggest sizes she could find just to see you drown in the sweater (in all honesty though, it’s not that big because like… it’s a middle school uniform)

but now she absolutely totally definitely must try your clothes this time!!!

really what did you expect when you decided to wear her clothes though

shigaraki

shigaraki gives like zero craps unless it’s mission time and he needs the coats back so too bad if you were trying to get his attention. even if he needs it for a mission but you’re a stubborn person he’ll just shrug it off, maybe lowkey confused because it’s just a coat? and you have your own clothes? but whatever 

dont try your luck with father though

if you’re trying it for the sake of trying it, well you’ve got the best boyfriend for that; shigaraki won’t really mind

walk into the bar and everyone does a double take but they aren’t really sure if they’re meant to react or not

though of course some of them don’t really have filters

toga: aw yn-chan’s wearing their boyfriend’s clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cuuteee - but i didnt think tomura-chan would be the type to let you…

shigaraki’s like what do you mean toga choose your next words carefully

so compress chimes in “apparently it’s a trend for good boyfriends to lend their partners clothes, specifically hoodies if i recall” (compress out here trying to keep up with the Trends)

still shigaraki’s like whatever 

but then dabi starts snickering and teasing you and shigaraki gets irked because he doesn’t care but you like to wear it and if you do then no one has the right to say anything against it because it makes you happy

so he’s like “at least i have a partner dabi” and of course it starts escalating to the point where you’re like “maybe i should take it off…”

only for shigaraki to go “NO dont its yours now keep it”

its surprising, rough as usual coming from him but

it does make you feel all fuzzy inside

quick and random but i hope its alright - thanks for reading!! tell me if you liked it?

that feeling of being queer in the 80s and the person you’re totally not crushing on is suddenly invested in their ex. 😋🤭