this is Finger Gun Kelly. he only appears on your dash once in a blue moon. reblog for good luck.
I’ve connected the dots
Summary: Machine Gun Kelly is in a serious relationship with a writer, who is very sweet and innocent. Casie is also happy to have her around.
You were sitting on the couch with your laptop placed upon your lap, typing away at the keys as word after word kept pouring out of you. You were working on your next book and, after days of writers block, you’d finally managed to come up with ideas for your next novel. It was highly anticipated by your fans so you were really trying to make it a good one for them.
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“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves
i fucking love taking the bus for real. the only thing i love more than taking the bus is taking the train. choo choo am i right. i think most human distress can be alleviated by listening to dramatic music on public transportation.
Chuuya: I’m just glad I didn’t send any drunk texts last night.
Dazai: But you did?
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: You sent me a text saying "If you ever want your dick sucked, I’d gladly volunteer”
Chuuya: Oh, that wasn’t a drunk text.
Y/n: Why are there little handprints burns all over the walls?
Dabi: *whispering* Why are there little handprints burns all over the walls?
Toddler Dabi's and Y/n's son: *whispering* Because I have little hands.
Dabi: Because he has little hands.
thats me watching brazils game ok
Tendou Satori x F!Reader
Sometimes we may feel like we didn’t belong anywhere. But someday, there will be someone who would show you the right place.
It was cold today, the early spring always made you crave for some extra warm. And for the past few months, you were grateful to have him here by your side. He may be lean and not really muscular, but the fact that he’s taller than you, feels like he engulfed you every time he became the big spoon.
“You sure Ushi didn’t mind us cuddling here again?” The two of you were longing for each other’s warmth since the break after the school year began, “He once caught us making out and trust me, I could never forget the look that he gave to us.”
You chuckled when you remember that particular time. Teenagers being teenagers, making out in a place that everyone could come in any time. And for the two of you, it was none other than the blunt ace, Ushijima Wakatoshi.
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction