STOP ARRESTING PROTESTORS ARREST KILLER COPS !!!

This is all I can think of everytime I hear bad things.

━━━━━ reaction to their s/o being suggestive

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, kageyama tobio, sugawara koushi, and kozume kenma

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: suggestive themes

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: basically their reaction when they asked their s/o what they want to eat and they reply with “you” because i’m a pervy little shit :D

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━━ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ

￫ he is shookth. when did his precious angel get such a dirty mouth? 

￫ i mean, he can’t blame you though. oikawa knows he’s yummy as fuck but what the hell? 

￫ when it first escaped your pretty little lips and got processed into his mind, he was blanking out. red blush almost covering his face as he tried to cover it up with fake confidence. 

￫ after that, oikawa has never been the same. 

￫ sometimes he’s awake at 3 am thinking back to that moment. oikawa is having an existential crisis and thinks that aliens abducted you and replaced you with a clone!

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━━ ᴀᴛꜱᴜᴍᴜ

￫ he’s a pouty baby at first! 

￫ atsumu was supposed to be the confident and suggestive one in the relationship! so why did you uno-reverse card his ass like that?

￫ he just didn’t expect it so he just short-circuited. he’s also a shy and blushy baby after that.

￫ he’ll give you a point for your witty reply but watch out, he’ll have his revenge! and it’ll be dirtier so yeah

￫ “sooo, you’re gonna give me head or nah?” 

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━━ ᴋᴀɢᴇʏᴀᴍᴀ

￫ what have you done?! 

￫ poor baby just blew a fuse and i think he’s having a stroke! his face is all red and his body just sat up straight and he’s staring blankly at thin air!

￫ kageyama would stand up and walk out your shared home with a blank red face. it was really concerning. he wasn’t even responding to your calls.

￫ when he comes back, he has already collected his thoughts and would have a properly rehearsed reply for you.

￫ “only if i can eat you too” 

￫ you did not expect that kind of response!

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━━ ꜱᴜɢᴀᴡᴀʀᴀ

￫ this dude is freaky. you can’t change my mind. it’s just hidden because of his pretty face but he’s a freak in the sheets. 

￫ when you replied, he just stared at you for a moment then giggled like you just didn’t say something suggestive. 

￫ suga was smiling at you so innocently that you’re scratching your head like, “what?” 

￫ then he hits you with a, “sure baby. you’re really getting good at giving head too” 

￫ you: 👁👄👁

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━━ ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ 

￫ kenma.exe has stopped. please restart. 

￫ but for real though, he just stopped and looked at you. his usual half-lidded eyes was slowly widening. 

￫ he was looking around awkwardly and playing with his fingers, not knowing what to say. 

￫ but when he finally calmed down and took a deep breath, baby just really took a deep breath in front of you. 

￫ he would look at you straight in the eyes and say, “i always knew you were freaky like that” 

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Illumi will forbid their meeting. I mean his s/o and hisoka 😂 that clown will use them as a weak point somehow or a way to "dare" to threaten illumi as he did with killua in Aluka's arc 🤣. If you dont mind I encourage you to write what you think about their meeting but I wont push it as a request.

Right. This is. Ah. Silly maybe? Honeymoon with Illumi… imagine

Sometimes, when reminded of how much of a primadonna your newly minted husband could be, it was hard to believe he was also a seasoned assassin and murderer.

Apparently, Illumi was too good for fried foods. You didn’t doubt when you brought doughnuts back he’d steal one, he was just bitter that you insisted on what you wanted rather than letting him have his way. It was his own fault for assuming you’d be fine with spending your honeymoon eating the terrible things he liked.

You’d rather go out alone, anyway. Illumi had a way of drawing attention, and that was the last thing you wanted while looking like, well, like a woman after the first night of being married.

It was a weekday, meaning that the mid-morning crowd wasn’t too overwhelming as you walked down the sidewalk. The area, much like the hotel itself, was classy, but not flashy or especially exciting. A destination honeymoon had never been of interest to you, not when jobs took you all over the world. No, all you’d wanted was to be alone with Illumi, just for a little while.

The unfortunate life of an assassin was spending most of your time away and apart from those you cared about. That thought made you sigh and hurry faster, not wanting to be gone for too long.

The bakery’s sign, an overhanging board with fancy script and a picture of doughnut, was within sight when you felt it. Or, more accurately, them.

It was somebody with distinctly powerful Aura, one that held the type of dangerous intent generally boasted only by killers.

It made you tense up, but you did your best to relax, to keep moving with your head down. Even though there wasn’t a huge crowd, you were good enough at blending in to know that as long as you didn’t behave suspiciously, it would be fine. As badly as you wanted doughnuts, you turned around and began heading back to the hotel. To Illumi.

Until you were stopped.

First thought? ‘Why is that man dressed like a circus performer at ten in the morning in a place like this?’ Second thought? ‘Fuck.’

The not-so-mysterious Nen user was leaning against the wall, leg bent and braced as if displaying the high heels he was wearing. He was waving with an oddly coquettish gesture that in no way matched the slimy smile on his painted face. That wasn’t even to mention his odd attire or his vividly magenta hair. While you’d never met the man, of course you knew who it was.

Hisoka Morow was pretty recognizable, although descriptions in no way compared to the reality.

“Why are you here?” you asked, eyes already narrowed in suspicion.

“I take it Illumi has mentioned me? I hope he hasn’t said anything too slanderous, I’d hate for you to have the wrong impression,” Hisoka kicked off from the wall to approach you, his heels clicking on the sidewalk.

He was drawing all sorts of nervous side glances from the people on the street, you felt your skin prickle from the eyes. With a frustrated huff, you crossed your arms. This was the last thing you wanted.

“Why are you here, Hisoka?” you asked, voice hardened. He looked pleased by your dismissive behavior, an unnerving expression. As much as you despised the thought for its weakness, you wished Illumi would have come with you, after all.

“It seems like you’re in a bad mood. Is Illumi taking care of you properly? Should he and I have the talk?” he asked, his voice dropping suggestively, “He can be so stiff…”

You raised an eyebrow, wondering if you should be surprised, grossed out, or scared. 

“Is that a fact?” you asked, keeping your voice cold.

“Mmm,” Hisoka responded, his eyebrows raising to match the deepening of his smile, “Illumi and I made our own vows long before he met you. I know him very well.”

You were glad to be saved from having to respond, not that you’d know how to, by a familiar presense. Hisoka felt him too, freeing you of his gaze.

“Hey,” Illumi didn’t sound even slightly inconvenienced, adding to the scene that was already drawing far too many eyes. As unaffected as he seemed, you didn’t miss the protective stance he took in front of you.

“I was just talking about how hurt I was to hear you got married without inviting me. Isn’t it the custom for the groom’s closest friend to be the best man?” Hisoka asked.

“Yes,” Illumi replied evenly.

Hisoka’s smile flattened.

“Is that all?” there was something hard in Illumi’s tone, frightening. Hisoka heard it too, although it seemed to cheer him up.

“Illumi-” 

“If you approach my wife again, I’ll kill you.”

SUGA MUSTVE CRIED SEEING IT

edit: added this panel from ch 292

random screencaps of wes mason ½

trent reznors really a vocalist a songwriter a lead guitarist a rhythm guitarist a bassist a pianist a tambourine player an every-kind-of-synthesizer-in-the-world player a producer an engineer a saxophonist a xylophonist huh

Relatable™

All right. Emmalicious, stay vivacious. Peace out.

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