Gentle Affection

Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida

1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as “Fukuzawa and the Fukuzawettes”.

2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.

3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.

4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”

5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.

6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.

7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?

8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?

9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.

9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?

9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not- look, can we move on?

10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.

11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.

12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?

Quirkless AU Touya

mike to steve: yeah no dude everyone thinks eddie is hot its not like ... a gay thing

➥ LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 06: Machine Gun Kelly is seen on January 6, 2020 in Los Angeles, California.

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language?

—  @metamorphesque, Yoojin Grace Wuertz (Mother Tongue), Still Dancing: An Interview With Ilya Kaminsky (by Garth Greenwell), Jhumpa Lahiri (Translating Myself and Others), @lifeinpoetry

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it is what it iss-

“I watch Psycho-Pass for the plot” the plot:

bonus:

This piece is titled ‘Suga and A Whole Meal’ because @/jmwritesthings says so 😂😂 Thank you for commissioning!

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

robin and steve being each others homophobic dog i LOVE to see it

‘the dirt’ moments you can hear

what do you do when you’re born in the wrong time? you make it yours.

we weren’t a band, we were a gang. a gang of fucking idiots.

and mick mars. he’s an alien.

those are my pants?!!!!

- but they look so much better on me!

who’s the chick?

- which one?

later, creators! :)

fuckin hippie ain’t gonna make it

fuck you, you fucking teenager

i fucking loved those pants! :(

what the FUCK dude? that’s not what i showed you!

...that’s the fucking point

holy shit

sometimes it’s dysfunction junction over there, yaknow?

shitty name? 10 times out of 10, shitty band

would you get a load of this

blonde

haired

bitch?

tom zutaut, elektra records. how are ya?

BACK

OF THE LINE

are you fucking kidding me? our first show, and it was gonna go like this???

what the fuck do you think? ;)

a dude that looks like david lee roth with a vibe like fuckin bowie

you wanna know what life on the road was really like? for me every day went something like this!!

time to redecorate! :)

touch the chair and i’ll terminate you, drummer

...i see you’ve already met his girlfriend.

at least that’s what i told myself,

right before i shot up again.

come ‘ere and ‘ave a talk with yer uncle oz

seriously? who the FUCK are you?

“i wish i had a girlfriend.” “i know, mick. i know.”

there’s only room for one guitar player in this band, and that’s me. so why don’t you, uh, pack up your toys and go home

but i have

never

been through

what mötley crüe put me through.

it’s like a piggy bank in there!

what did you idiots do now?

life’s a sick joke. aha.

i fucking love america!

...Ow?

do you think the universe could make that happen? ;)

, and i think i love you.

blah de blah fucking blah.

goddamn, i love strippers.

🌈 it’s all good 🌈

you don’t fuckin know shit about walt disney

fuck you, and fuck your mother!

fuck all y’all

come on! have a bump with me ;)

who’s the chick singer?

dude, my girlfriend spent like $800 on these leather pants!

we’re gonna fucking die.

FUCK YEAH! MÖTLEY CRÜEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mötley crüe did stupid things because they were mötley crüe.