Asahi: What's for dinner?
Suga: Tonight, I'm serving...LOOKS!
Tsukishima, slamming his hands onto the table: WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS.
Queer kids becoming emotionally attached to their English teachers because they're nice and are kinda like a parental figure
Tendou Satori x F!Reader
Sometimes we may feel like we didnât belong anywhere. But someday, there will be someone who would show you the right place.
It was cold today, the early spring always made you crave for some extra warm. And for the past few months, you were grateful to have him here by your side. He may be lean and not really muscular, but the fact that heâs taller than you, feels like he engulfed you every time he became the big spoon.
âYou sure Ushi didnât mind us cuddling here again?â The two of you were longing for each otherâs warmth since the break after the school year began, âHe once caught us making out and trust me, I could never forget the look that he gave to us.â
You chuckled when you remember that particular time. Teenagers being teenagers, making out in a place that everyone could come in any time. And for the two of you, it was none other than the blunt ace, Ushijima Wakatoshi.
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dustin really went from having no dad to one dad to two dads all within the span of like 2 years
Dabi:Â *Taps foot*
Y/n:Â *Taps foot in response*
Tomura:Â Stop that.
Dabi:Â Stop what?
Tomura:Â Youâre talking about me in morse code.
Y/n:Â Yes, thatâs what weâre doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[Later]
Dabi and Y/n:Â Thatâs exactly what we did.
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everyday i want to rip out my hair because iâm not waking up in this bed with this view
plot: youâve had enough of the party lifestyle and you finally decide to say something.
A/N: was uninspired but i really wanted to post. let me know what you think :) ps: this is v soft (again ahh)
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Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida
1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as âFukuzawa and the Fukuzawettesâ.
2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.
3. âŚOr any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.
4. Underscore anyoneâs speeches by shouting âAmen!â, âCan I get a witness?â, or âCowabunga!â
5. Underscore anyoneâs speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.
6. Underscore anyoneâs speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.
7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?
8. Giggle every time someone uses the word âduty.â Seriously, are you five?
9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word âdutyâ as many times as possible.
9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say âdutyâ, are you happy?
9b. I wasnât laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, thatâs not- look, can we move on?
10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.
11. For the purposes of 10, âsock puppetsâ also includes puppets not made of socks.
12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?
This is all I can think of everytime I hear bad things.