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what do you do when youāre born in the wrong time? you make it yours.
we werenāt a band, we were a gang. a gang of fucking idiots.
and mick mars. heās an alien.
those are my pants?!!!!
- but they look so much better on me!
whoās the chick?
- which one?
fuckin hippie aināt gonna make it
i fucking loved those pants! :(
what the FUCK dude? thatās not what i showed you!
...thatās the fucking point
holy shit
sometimes itās dysfunction junction over there, yaknow?
shitty name? 10 times out of 10, shitty band
would you get a load of this
blonde
haired
bitch?
tom zutaut, elektra records. how are ya?
are you fucking kidding me? our first show, and it was gonna go like this???
a dude that looks like david lee roth with a vibe like fuckin bowie
you wanna know what life on the road was really like? for me every day went something like this!!
touch the chair and iāll terminate you, drummer
...i see youāve already met his girlfriend.
at least thatās what i told myself,
right before i shot up again.
seriously? who the FUCK are you?
āi wish i had a girlfriend.ā āi know, mick. i know.ā
thereās only room for one guitar player in this band, and thatās me. so why donāt you, uh, pack up your toys and go home
but i have
never
been through
what mötley crüe put me through.
itās like a piggy bank in there!
what did you idiots do now?
i fucking love america!
do you think the universe could make that happen? ;)
, and i think i love you.
goddamn, i love strippers.
š itās all good š
you donāt fuckin know shit about walt disney
fuck you, and fuck your mother!
come on! have a bump with me ;)
whoās the chick singer?
dude, my girlfriend spent like $800 on these leather pants!
FUCK YEAH! MĆTLEY CRĆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mötley crüe did stupid things because they were mötley crüe.
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