so true so so so true
Dustin Henderson with his two dads Steve and Eddie
DAY FIFTY TWO: LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING (2003) DIR. PETER JACKSON
F I L M O G R A P H Y - For film roles, he is credited as Colson Baker, unless otherwise noted.
I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
soulmates<33
machine gun kelly goes undercover xx
Summary: Nobody likes Yoongi, not your older brother or your friends. But with him, you feel more protected than possessed. And though he might be a gangster and more than a little dangerous himself- that makes all the difference. From drug dealer to producer, from rags to riches, youâre Yoongiâs person- his muse- his soulmate.
Tags: good girl x bad boy au, blood, drugs, Yoongi with tattooâs, references to making good olâ sweet love, Rags to riches! au, brief mentions of drunk sex, Yoongi is soft and squishy and just loves the reader a lot.
A/n: This is more a story than a fic- with a little bit of an open ending to it- legit when I was editing this it tripled in length.Â
W/c:Â 9.8k
Song rec: Lover by Taylor SwiftÂ
You and Yoongi play basketball together, late at night in the park near your college. You donât know how you started meeting up, but now you do nearly every day. You gather with the others at the edge of the court when the street lights turn on. Maybe itâs just to let off some steam from your busy college schedules, less than ideal lives, or just plain because you like the game.Â
Itâs a mish-mash of different people from different backgrounds, misfits and goody-two-shoes alike, pros and newbies at different skill levels, but everyone is pretty good.Â
The games are never serious and no one really ever keeps score. The teams change depending on who tells what joke who gives what jibe. Lines are drawn in the minutes before you start, sides taken based off inside jokes and playful feuds.Â
One night when a regular named Wonho wears a crop top and calls it âfashionâ- teams are drawn based on who thinks itâs ridiculous or not. (You and Yoongi are on the same team that night- because of course boys should be allowed to wear crop tops).
Youâre always the last two to leave the court at night, sometimes just before the lights shut off at midnight, sometimes you have to hop the fence if the security guard has already come around to lock up. You joke that he might have a vendetta against your group- you always say until the very last moment the court closes and he grumbles about leaving early.Â
And on the nights where strangers lean in- when the streets donât feel so safe and shadowy figures that seem recognizable at a distance linger longer than they should. When thereâs another stabbing or a rumor of a girl getting taken off the street, Yoongi is the first to ask if you want him to walk you home.
You try reserving your impression until you know him better. But the tattoos on his arms and on his chest, peaking out over the low collar of his tanktops lead you to make conclusions that youâre not proud of.Â
Your first interactions with him are brief at best and you know just from how he looks that you should be careful around him. The others might play at being rugged and dangerous but Yoongi doesnât have to pretend.Â
You realize this when he stats to walk you home. No one messes with him, the other gangbangers on the street donât catcall you when yoongi walks you home. Shop keepers seem to Nodd at him if they feel brave and close their doors the second they see him if they donât.Â
Yoongi seems pretty abnormal for a typical gangbanger, He doesnât fit the trigger happy sadistic stereotype that the media paints others of his ilk in.Â
When he first asks to walk you home, You blush and let him because Yoongi is cute, charming even, and heâs nice company, even if he does look a little threatening sometimes.Â
You wouldnât let him walk you home for any other reason then justâŚneeding the safety he provides, not at first, not when your overprotective older brother doesnât let you date at all. You have a dating ban until you graduate college and as long as you sleep under his Roof.Â
Heâd even tried to squash your interest in the pick-up basketball games when you first started going- but you needed an outlet, justified it by saying you werenât apart of any sports teams and needed to exercise. it isnât safe on the streets so late at night, he says (and heâs not wrong- it isnât.) he tries to get you to stay home each night or tries to guilt you into only playing on the weekends during the daytime.
But try as you might, every time he says it isnât safe or brings up a carefully worded story by the news on the infestation of gangs in the city, you canât help but picture Yoongiâs face. And maybe it isnât safe for everyone. but the way he looks at you- guarded but curious and with a hint of mirth over the edge of a ball during a pass, makes you think that itâs safe for you.Â
You werenât exactly sheltered here, in your nice apartment on the edge of where town turns from seedy to bougie. You straddle the edge of gentrification Unable to fit in perfectly with either side. Youâve already had to move your apartment twice since you moved in with him after rent hikes and new policies made your past apartments just too expensive.Â
The first time your brother catches sight of Yoongi, on the stoop of your apartment building just as your brother gets home from work- perfectly mistimed, he goes apeshit when he realizes that Yoongiâs just dropped you off. Your older brother takes one look at him and says that you shouldnât date gangsters- that Yoongi will just bring your trouble one day.Â
âJesus Christ- he was just walking me home itâs not like itâs a big dealâ and you remind him that youâre not dating- that youâre just friends and Yoongi is just being nice- and that your brother should be glad you have friends that want you to get home safe.Â
He tries to keep you from going out the next night and threatens you with few words not to keep seeing him. Youâre late to the game because of it sucking off your pink sweatshirt and growling out that you need to work off some steam. âjoin my teamâ Yoongi says, making the others pause with a wave of his hands.Â
 They reach for water bottles while you get your shoes on, Yoongi tucks the ball under his arm and stands while you finish lacing up your shoes. âyou good?â he asks, âyeah just my brother being a dick and making me late.âÂ
You know he says itâs all for you so that youâll do well and school and get a good job later in life and have it easy, unlike either or your parents. but sometimes it feels like he just wants to control you needlessly. Yoongi nods and you see something- the mention of older brothers darken his gaze, you wonder why. âHe pitch a fit after he saw me last night?â
 âOh you know it,â you say with false positivity. âBut donât worry you can still like- walk me home if you want, I liked talking to you yesterday,â you say, Shooting him a smile that makes his cheeks turn a little pink, he clears his throat âif it makes you feel safer of courseâ He reassures, ever the gentleman, and goes to shoot some free throws while you finish getting settled.Â
The blush doesnât fall really, especially when you meet his eyes over a pass a few seconds into the pell-mell start of the game. And you start to think that Yoongi with his tattooâs and his roguish exterior might be the perfect amount of rebellion to get out from underneath your brotherâs thumb
Of course, Yoongi ends up being a lot more than that.Â
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Tendou Satori x F!Reader
Sometimes we may feel like we didnât belong anywhere. But someday, there will be someone who would show you the right place.
It was cold today, the early spring always made you crave for some extra warm. And for the past few months, you were grateful to have him here by your side. He may be lean and not really muscular, but the fact that heâs taller than you, feels like he engulfed you every time he became the big spoon.
âYou sure Ushi didnât mind us cuddling here again?â The two of you were longing for each otherâs warmth since the break after the school year began, âHe once caught us making out and trust me, I could never forget the look that he gave to us.â
You chuckled when you remember that particular time. Teenagers being teenagers, making out in a place that everyone could come in any time. And for the two of you, it was none other than the blunt ace, Ushijima Wakatoshi.
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request?: yes!
@bakerkellsâ:Â âCan i get the song often with mgk?â Â Â Â Â
description: in which the self proclaimed âlady killerâ will do anything to try and get the one girl who wonât even look his way
pairing: machine gun kelly x female!reader
warnings: swearing, smut!
based off of this song
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She was really driving him insane. Colson wondered if she was doing it on purpose, or if she truly understood what she was doing to him. Sitting there in her tight dress, all her goods nearly popping out, draped over some asshole that was whispering things in her ear to make her giggle.
(Y/N) was Colsonâs stylist. She had started working with him and his crew just a few months ago. From the moment Colson laid eyes on her, he knew he wanted her. And Colson was used to getting what he wanted, especially when it came to girls. He was a lady killer, women had a hard time saying no to him. So you can imagine his surprise when (Y/N) laughed in his face the first time he tried to hook up with her.
âAre you serious?!â she had asked. âYouâre technically my boss, and I take my job very seriously. Besides, Iâve heard the stories about you. Iâm not gonna fuck you just so you can dump me like those other groupies youâve hooked up with.â
Rejection was new to Colson, but at first he didnât let it get to him. That same night he ended up going home with another girl that had been all over him. But after he had sent the girl along her way, he realized the sex had been different. He wasnât thinking about the smoking hot girl he had had pinned under him. Instead his mind was on (Y/N), and how much he wanted it to be her.
He never gave up. He regularly flirted with her, which was easy to do when she worked for him and regularly got to see him in very little clothes since she was his stylist. But she was persistent in saying she wasnât going to sleep with him. Somehow, she was the only girl able to turn Colson down continuously, especially when he was throwing himself at her.
He didnât think he was going to run into her tonight. He had gone out with his friend group for a night off after a long tour, and happened to spot a familiar face across the bar.
âYo Kells, you good?â Slim asked him. Colson barely heard him. He was so focused on the guy with his hand on (Y/N)âs thigh. Slim followed his gaze to see what he was looking at. âOh fuck, thatâs (Y/N)! I didnât realize she was seeing someone.â
âSheâs not!â Colson snapped.
âSure looks like she is,â Rook commented. âAt least, she will be. Sheâs totally into that guy.â
Colson was sure his friends were just trying to get a rise out of him, and it was working. He slammed his drink down on the table that the group was sitting at and stood, knocking his chair back onto the floor. Against his better judgement, he approached (Y/N) and her companion. He was unsure of what he was going to say or do, he just knew he wanted to get that asshole away from (Y/N).
âWhat the fuck are you doing?â was the first thing out of his mouth when he finally reached them.
(Y/N) looked up at him in shock. âColson? What are you doing here?â
âI could ask you the same thing,â Colson responded. âWhoâs this fuck face?â
âExcuse me?â (Y/N)âs companion asked.
âYou heard me, fucker,â Colson hissed.
âColson!â (Y/N) snapped. âThis is none of your fucking business! Go back to whatever girl youâve been sucking face with.â
âIs this like an ex or something?â
âNo, heâs just my boss. Donât worry about him, Hayden.â
Colson snorted. âWhat kind of name is Hayden? Sounds fucking stupid.â
Hayden nearly threw (Y/N) to the floor as he stood up to get into Colsonâs face. âListen, I donât know what your problem is, Colson, but my lady asked you to leave us alone, and Iâm asking you the same thing. Leave us the fuck alone.â
âI hate to break it to you, pal, but she isnât your lady. Sheâs mine. Even if she wasnât, Iâd be doing a favour by saving her from a small dicked fuckhead like you. Youâll never be able to pleasure her like she deserves.â
Hayden swung at Colson. Colson dodged the blow and swung at Hayden, hitting him square in the jaw. (Y/N) screamed and tried to get between them to stop them from fighting, but her attempts were null. As Hayden attempted to get to his feet, Colson took hold of him and hit him again, affectively breaking his nose and causing it start bleeding. The crowd around them had backed away to watch the fight, although it was short lived once the bouncers came and took hold of Hayden and Colson to throw them out.
(Y/N) followed the two outside. She approached Hayden first, who shoved her away and said some choice words that made Colson even more angry, before walking away from the two. (Y/N) turned her fury onto Colson, hitting him repeatedly until he was finally able to constrain her.
âGet the fuck off of me!â she hissed. âYouâre a fucking asshole! Why the fuck would you do that? What happens between me and any guy outside of business hours is none of your concern!â
âIt is my concern!â Colson snapped.
âNo itâs fucking not, Colson!â (Y/N) exclaimed, frustrated. âYouâre just making it your business because you want to get into my pants! I canât take it anymore! I fucking quit! I donât want to be anywhere near you, I donât want to ever hear from you again, I donât even fucking want to hear your name said ever again!â
She hit Colson again for good measure before pulling away. She ran her fingers through her hair, looking in the direction that her date had just gone. She truly didnât mean for the night to turn out like this. Sure, she didnât have any intentions of second date with Hayden. In fact, she wasnât even sure if she wanted to finish their first date. He had started getting handsy the moment they got to the club, and it made (Y/N) feel uncomfortable. But then she had seen Colson, and a spark of jealousy had lit inside of her. She knew he was there to find some girl to hook up with, it was a regular occurrence after all. She wanted to make him jealous, but she didnât expect for him to get physical with Hayden.
Not that sheâd ever admit it to his face, but (Y/N) did find herself attracted to Colson the moment she had met him. But she had heard the stories, everyone had of course. Most his conquests were plastered all over social media or tabloid websites. (Y/N) wasnât looking for a hook up, she wanted something real. So, although it was hard to do, she kept Colson at armâs length and constantly rejected any of his advances. Doing this, and then having to watch him hook up with other girls was hard, but she knew it was better off this way than to finally give in to Colson, and have to watch him throw away whatever happened between them as if it were nothing.
Noticing the sadness and frustration on (Y/N)âs face, Colson started to sober up. He realized what he had done, all because he was jealous of a girl that was nothing more to him than his stylist. He sighed heavily to himself. â(Y/N), Iâm sorry.â
The words caught (Y/N) by surprise. She turned to look at him, shocked. âReally? The great Machine Gun Kelly, the self proclaimed lady killer himself, is apologizing for ruining the date of a girl heâs been trying to fuck for like a year? You really must be drunk.â
âI mean it!â Colson insisted. âWhat I did was wrong. It is none of my business who you want to go out with. I just saw that fucker with his hands all over you andâŚwellâŚI was jealous. I acted without thinking. I really am sorry.â
(Y/N) looked at Colson for a moment, before crossing her arms at him. âWhy do you want to hook up with me so bad? Have you ever gone after other girls like this before?â
Colson shook his head. âNo, this is new to me. I donât get it either, thereâs justâŚsomething about you.â
(Y/N) scoffed. âItâs probably because Iâve rejected you so often. Iâm the ultimate hard to get or some shit, right?â
âNo!â Colson exclaimed. âFuck, itâs not that at all! Believe it or not, (Y/N), I really do want a relationship. Like an actual relationship. But itâs hard to find a real girl who wants Colson Baker and not Machine Gun Kelly when youâre famous and the only girls surrounding you are groupies. Youâre the only girl Iâve met who isnât throwing herself at me. Youâre different, and thatâs so goddamn sexy.â
(Y/N) considered what Colson had told her, and it all started making sense. He had a hard time trusting women as most of them just wanted to sleep with Machine Gun Kelly the rapper, so he just gave into these women and fucked around with no worries of consequences. (Y/N) wasnât like that. She didnât just want to fuck him, she wasnât into just hooking up.
âSo,â she started, âyou donât just want to hook up with me? You want to actually maybe try and start something between us?â
âYes,â Colson responded. It was the first time he had said it out loud, and it felt nice to finally be able to admit it.
A small, sexy smirk crossed (Y/N)âs face as she approached Colson again. âWell thenâŚwhat if we started something back at your place?â
The suggestion took Colson by surprise, but he recovered quick enough to mirror (Y/N)âs smirk and to hail a taxi.
The ride was excruciatingly long as the two tried to keep their hands off one another. The last thing either needed was a story about how Machine Gun Kelly was getting busy in the back of a taxi with his stylist. They could barely wait when the taxi pulled up to Colsonâs house and he paid the driver. They both almost ran to the door in excitement, (Y/N)âs lips attaching to Colsonâs neck as he attempted to unlock the door.
When the door closed behind them, Colson shoved her against the wall and starting kissing her hungrily. She wrapped her arms around his neck and held him close to her. Colson ran his hands under her dress, pulling it up around her waist and pulling at her thighs to get her to jump. (Y/N) wrapped her legs around Colsonâs waist, feeling his hard bulge rub against her. She whimpered at the contact, making Colson smirk.
âYou want this dick, baby?â he asked.
âFuck, you know I do, Colson,â she managed to moan out.
âYouâre lucky Iâve been dreaming of this moment for months, or else I wouldâve give it to you so fast and so easily,â Colson teased, kissing her again. (Y/N) nipped at his lip, driving Colson crazy. He carried her over to the couch and threw her down onto it, wasting no time in unbuckling his pants. âWait, I donât have a condom or anything.â
âIâm on birth control, itâll be fine,â (Y/N) insisted. âPlease just fuck me already.â
Colson smirked and rolled (Y/N) onto her stomach, pulling her so that she was standing bent over the couch. He pulled aside her thong and pushed himself into her, earning a moan from both of them.
He started thrusting slow at first, allowing (Y/N) to adjust to him, before beginning to roughly thrust into her. The sound of his skin connecting with hers rang out through the silent house, soon being drowned out only by (Y/N)âs screams of pleasure. She gripped whatever she could get her hands on, which at the moment was the edge of the couch, holding on for dear life as Colson pounded her.
Her legs were shaking and she felt as though she wasnât able to stand up much longer. Her eyes were rolling with pleasure and she tried to bite her lip to quiet down a bit, even though she knew that it was only she and Colson in the house. Of course, there had been plenty of times when (Y/N) had fantasized about fucking Colson, but none of those fantasies could ever measure up to the real thing.
âFuck,â she moaned when she was final able to form words. âGod, Iâm so close, Colson.â
âLet it go, baby, I wonât be too far behind.â
Unable to contain herself anymore, (Y/N) let out one last moan as she felt herself hit her climax. As he predicted, Colson wasnât far behind as he finished inside of (Y/N).
They were both breathing heavily as Colson rested his head against (Y/N)âs shoulder, kissing the exposed skin around her shoulders and neck. (Y/N) shivered in pleasure as she rode out her climax. She whimpered at the loss of contact as Colson pulled away from her, and finally collapsed onto the couch. She watched as Colson left the room, holding up a finger to say âOne secondâ. A moment later, she could hear water running down the hallway.
âAre you running a shower?â (Y/N) asked.
Colson reappeared, now shirtless as well. âDuh. Do you not shower after sex?â
(Y/N) shrugged in response. âWell yeah, but usually not right away.â
âThatâs fucking nasty, dawg. I just busted in you and you werenât planning on showering? Nasty.â
(Y/N) laughed and rolled her eyes. âAlright, fine! But Iâm sitting down. My legs feel like putty.â
Colson smiled and walked over to the couch. (Y/N) squealed as Colson picked her up and carried her to the bedroom, where the shower was already warm and running for the two. As she said, (Y/N) sat on the floor and attempted to clean herself that way. She looked up at Colson as he put his head back, letting the warm water run over his body.
âWere you serious about becoming something more?â she asked. âThis wasnât just a way to try and hook up with me.â
Colson looked down at her, a smile on his face. âWell, letâs put it this way, youâre the first girl to stick around long enough to get a shower with me. Most girls wouldâve been kicked out by now. I was even considering asking you to stay the night, thatâs very rare. Does that answer your question?â
(Y/N) smiled back at him. âYeah, it does.â