I Cannot Fucking Believe I'm Seeing People Say That Elon Musk Did The Roman Salute In A "roman" Way And

rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall

You: “being in the closet”

Me, an intellectual: “keeping a straight face”

why do all the words sound heavier in my native language?

—  @metamorphesque, Yoojin Grace Wuertz (Mother Tongue), Still Dancing: An Interview With Ilya Kaminsky (by Garth Greenwell), Jhumpa Lahiri (Translating Myself and Others), @lifeinpoetry

˗ˏˋ☕ˎˊ˗        

Overdose | Machine Gun Kelly x reader part 1

A/N: Today I had to watch a sad ass documentary for class and now I’m all up in my feels :( On that note, I originally planned for this to be a 2 part series but I think it’s gonna end up being 3 parts filled with angst. Enjoy my angsty beans!

Prompt: Reader is MGK’s ex and has an accidental overdose

Warnings: swearing, drugs, alcohol, overdose (duh)

Keep reading

presented without comment: the covers of 6 books that released within 3 years of each other (!) by the same NYT bestselling author, and then two quotes by said author.

make of this what you will.

why are you here

F I L M O G R A P H Y - For film roles, he is credited as Colson Baker, unless otherwise noted.

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

go suga-san go

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does