Happy Valentine’s Day!

anon asked: favorite seventeen moments?

Kogami & Cigarettes

eddie munson is a Weirdo and steve harrington is equally confused and intrigued by him and if that isn't peak ship dynamic I don't know what is

machine gun kelly goes undercover xx

The thing that’s bothering me about Bloody Valentine is no one’s talking about the video in the media. They’re not talking about the artistry or what the story represents, they’re only talking about how he’s oBvIoUsLy fucking Megan Fox.

I don’t want to read about that when he releases new work. I want to talk about his craft, not who he’s sticking his wick in. I’m so tired of Hollywood and their contrived af hetero narratives. We’re on what...the fourth or fifth woman he’s allegedly “dating” in five months? Like damn...someone fire his PR team.

Megan is gorgeous. She was actually really cute in the vid as well. But can’t they just be colleagues? Isn’t it possible that because they’ve been working on a movie together he might have just asked her if she just wanted to be in his video?

eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.

but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.

god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again

that feeling of being queer in the 80s and the person you’re totally not crushing on is suddenly invested in their ex. 😋🤭

Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida

1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as “Fukuzawa and the Fukuzawettes”.

2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.

3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.

4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”

5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.

6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.

7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?

8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?

9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.

9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?

9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not- look, can we move on?

10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.

11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.

12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?

“This just my pretty toxic heavy conscience weighing on my soul / six shots in my revolver when I’m on my own”