An Average Day

kyle and cartman are both very particular about the specific alcohol that they drink and they need it to actually taste good (and, in kyle’s case, for it to make him look sophisticated) but stan and kenny will use anything as a mixer so long as it gets the job done. one time they use listerine as a mixer and both have to get their stomachs pumped and they’re shitting blue for DAYS. kyle comes home to their shared apartment to see them both sprawled out on the floor moaning, blue EVERYWHERE in the living room, he’s so fucking confused. kenny says with his last ounce of energy: “you know how it is with listerine, man.” he very much does not know.

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playing tfbw for the first time. whyd lt take me like 5 tries to get past that hacking minigame

old ppl in love

that tweek and craig boisu loveu

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craig acts like women have cooties well into adulthood. he hears his friends talk about their experiences with women and makes a face like they’re talking about something unspeakably depraved and awful. tolkien at one point is like “dude just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you have to be all sexist.” and craig has to clarify that he doesn’t hate women because he’s gay, he hates them because they’re women.

it’s always sunny x goth kids because….why not

Craig worst twink death of all…… and he contemplates suicide when he realises he can’t raise the funds for liposuction botox and hair transplant….

craig goes out of his way to make sure that he has a high paying job right out of college so that he can create fund entitled “Just In Case.” and refuses to tell his bank what the “in case” is referring to because he’s too embarrassed. but it’s very much for getting work done.

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