Yhey Are Like Mid 20s Here

mcau craig is one of the most guys ever. he went to nyu. he’s been in an on-again-off-again relationship with the same guy since age 10. he had a brief break with sanity where he had a crush on stan and almost bought a gun about it. he shops exclusively at whole foods, erewhon, and bristol farms. he dresses as gay as possible on purpose but is still assumed metrosexual. he tried to get the gay ear pierced but accidentally did the wrong one. he throws house parties where men get in free and women have to pay $20. his podcast is the only thing on his linkedin page. he calls his parents by their first names. he’s only into guys who look like tweek.

spaceman craig

The gang + some tweeks

Lalalala 🎶🎶🎶

Old men in love ?!?!?!?

im a caifanes enjoyer tweek believer

Need more 2nd person fanfics where old man creek adopt me, thank you <3

The South Park: Post Covid Abortion Comic, 2024

old fuckssss