Drew Mostly My Favs :P

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he would

i forgot how fun it was to draw comics lol 

the type of guy to mischievously rub his hands together like a fly when he's plotting

craig is both the most efficient and the most disquieting customer service worker. he will say “what do you want?” and then nothing else, he’ll walk away silently in the middle of you asking a question because he already knows what you’re asking, he doesn’t smile, he doesn’t tell you to have a good day or ask how you are, the only time he’ll talk to you is if he absolutely has to or if you’re doing something that pisses him off like your baby won’t stop crying (“can you shut that up?”) or you keep asking for more ketchup (“no. you’ve had enough.”) but there is also no employee who will get you what you need faster. you will never be in and out of a location at a more efficient speed because he is GREAT at what he does. he does NOT want you to be there nor does HE want to be there. if you don’t tip he will loom silently over your table until you do.

SoT Creek Redesign 🍂🍂

tegridy

Wendys

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

Young Adult tweek doodles because I like- remembered he existed and I love him

losing sanity quickly