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Angel has decided she likes me and is watching fhjy with me while I study

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

Hehe preeeemo

so about that acoustic ghuleh/ zombie queen

Finally feeling comfortable enough to watch fhjy, and now I'm rushing to binge the like 10 episodes I've missed. Holy moly, there's so much happening.

Here is a tiktok I did :33

Looks like Neverafter is my next D20 season to tackle! Can't wait to listen to Brennan Lee Mulligan make terrible retching noises while I unpack frozen vegetables 😊 (In all actuality, I'm excited to listen to this season)

I'm almost done listening to A Starstruck Odyssey, but I have an 8 hour shift at work tomorrow.

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

I haven't told you yet but the other day I had a very vivid dream that they revealed Papa V with a surprise live show and he looked exactly like Copia but in the most funny evil Disney villain way. He came on stage only to insult everyone present and stick out his tongue. His outfit was very punk rock, he wore a funky black jacket, a ripped shirt and had piercings, his make-up similar to Copia's but with sharper, pointier edges, and he then proceeded to rock out so hard that he passed out after the show ended and they had to carry him off-stage.

I made a Fantasy High oc!

Meet Lavender! She's a halfling cleric of Eldath. clubs. She is fairly quiet, being more of a listener than a talker. She enjoys sewing, crocheting, and arts & crafts in general.

ALSO SHE'S IN COLOR GUARD BECAUSE IT'S MY SONA AND I MAKE THE RULES!!!

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