Sirius And Regulus Arguing...

Remus: Wow. James and Sirius and being really quiet today.

Regulus: It’s very pleasant.

Remus:

Regulus:

Remus: We should check on them.

Regulus: Immediately.

still thinking about how someone in the comments of asfteotw described remus as “efficiently chaotic and proactively cunty” like hello do you personally know rjl?? thank you for seeing him the way i see him. <3

Ok but what if Remus was a pirate and stole noble Sirius' most valuable possession... So Sirius goes to hunt him down... But then they fall in love

fic: The Serpent and the Viper on Ao3

Sirius: You know James would die for you right?

Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.

“sirius would be the talker and remus would be the listener”

in public yes

in private, when remus was comfortable, he would talk to sirius for hours. about his books, or something he saw in the halls, or just anything, and sirius would sit there, just staring at the way remus smiles and how he talks with his hands, absolutely smitten

james potter and sirius black are so in-sync that I imagine sirius coming out to james went something like this.

*sirius enters the dorm*

sirius: prongs, we need to talk.

james: *sits up* what's up.

sirius: I'm gay.

james: ...

sirius: ...

james: can I—

sirius: yes.

james: *gets up and hugs him* are you—

sirius: I'm fine.

james: does your mother—

sirius: no, but when she—

james: you know you're welcome—

sirius: I know.

james: ok, good ... wait, was it—

sirius: yes.

james: does he—

sirius: no.

james: you haven't—

sirius: not yet.

james: but you do plan—

sirius: yes.

james: well, go get him, tiger!

sirius: *leaves*

james: *smiles fondly to himself*

peter: ... what the fuck just happened?

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My headcanon is that Remus has learnt how to braid so he can keep doing Sirius' hair up when it's hot and he complains at Quidditch in the summer that his long hair annoys him. And of course Remus always has a scrunchie for Sirius (unlike Sirius, who always loses them)

the marauders picking up habits from each other. they all run their hands through their hair like james. they pinch the bridge of their nose like remus. they tilt their heads like sirius when they're thinking. they bite their thumbs like peter when they're stressed.

Rip Sirius Black, you would've loved saying "that's so homophobic" every time you got detention