It Was An Accident :(((

Fuck zodiac signs, what’s your favorite cephalopod?

I’ll go first: either the blue-ringed octopus, the mimic octopus, or the colossal squid.

Consider the petition signed

Petition to bring his 4'6 ass back.

I have recently, as I like to say, tumbled, and instead of screaming like John Mulaney on the telephone in the ‘40s, I will share a Percy Jackson meme I made:

Best of luck, madlad

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

rip to michael yew u would have loved meg mccaffery

Snacking with mama

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

One crucial thing to know about me is that about 70% of my headcanons are either chosen or conceived solely on the basis of “Wait that’s fucking hilarious, that’s canon to me now.”

Can’t stop picturing Lester doing CPR while yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive

Not in an angsty way, just in a stupid funny way

Like he’s just sitting there doing this while the Arrow of Dodona is in his ears going “THOU HAST MISTIMED THE BEAT OF THY SONG! SHALL I AWAKEN THE SPOTIFY FOR THEE?”

Meg’s just in the background dancing, then Lester’s voice cracks and she falls over laughing

Kayla walks in dragging Will with her

Will takes one look and goes “Dad, he literally doesn’t need CPR, you’re just gonna break his ribs for no reason”

He stops.

They never speak of it again.

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on