Compilations:

Person A: “Yo, you wanna explain why we have two of the fakest F.B.I agents I’ve ever seen, sitting in our kitchen nursing hello kitty mugs?”

Person B: “They’re here to ask questions about our landlord, apparently.”

Person A: “Fuck that, I don’t care what they did, their rents cheap as shit, and they’re actually nice.”

Person B: “My thoughts exactly.”

Person A: “….”

Person B: “….”

Person A: “…..And the hello kitty mugs?”

Person B: “Oh I just wanted to see if they would actually use them.”

Person A: “…Should we offer them biscuits on that god awful barbie plate next?”

Person B: “Oh fuck yes.”

The first Lost Boy

”What We’ve Become”

Mondays be like…

Ocean waves by ryanpernofski

Oh no...

So true… and not just for cats…

It wasn’t easy, being the only kid in class who still hadn’t gotten their powers. Everyone else your age had already developed theirs the year before or during the school break. But it was nearing the end of term, and you still hadn’t show any signs of your power.

“You’re just a late bloomer”, your parents would console you, though truthfully it never really helped.

Sighing down at your lunch, you push around your food listlessly while listening to the other kids play. Suddenly, there’s a thunderous boom and a loud series of screams, forcing your head to jerk up in fright. You’re just in time to witness the whole side wall of the school, start crashing down towards the terrified kids below, only some managing to use their powers to escape. Apparently, one of the more popular kids in your year, had been showing off his new powers, and lost control. Gasping in horror, you unthinkingly throw out your hands, desperately wishing you had the power to save them.

A strange jolt pulses through your body, and everything just…..stops.